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Healing crystals edition

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Uuuh, like, all of them oh my god

GIANTESS CHINA SLAG

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hate myself and want to die

ok ok ok fuck dutch cunts

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CORRRRRRRR BLIMEY

POST MORE UPSKIRTS NOW

screeching

Me birthstone? Garnet

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>want to die
address? i'll do it myself

christ what a goddess

I get that Michael sometimes has to show the sheep who the lion is, but does he always have to go so hard on the Americans? Like he really, really embarrasses them.

Sometimes I think his benevolent dominance dips into tyranny, but if that’s what it takes to hold the crown then so be it.

I have an IR thermometer
might wear a hi-vis and print a fake lanyard card, could scan thots anywhere I please

peng

A few times I’ve seen this image now to be fair. Do one you spastic cunt with your hippy dippy snake oil shite. Like a fucking coloured stone will do fuck all.

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Is life good in great Britain?

Imagine licking her legs ankle to cunt.

Bet that manlet feels extremely inferior, she didn’t even look him in the eyes

Told the GF I would unironically dump her if she got fat. Doesn't seem to have taken it too well.

why is she greasy

Would prefer girls who aren't filtered, but you're doing god's work regardless.

not me haha (am quite rotund personally)

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just read the latest polemic from odious shitnonce

a girl?

literal goddess. Would give my life to her.

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xfm ricky gervais show season 2-4 (when karl pilkington shows up)

youtube.com/watch?v=SoOyaDWIoMA doing a spot of learning me

Just confessed my love for this girl I was hanging out w and she shot me down hard

Had to delete her snap now I’m in tears lads

Need a hug

how is B&Q an essential retailer?

Everyone ends up like The Beatles in the end. Either dead or narrating Thomas the Tank Engine.

any way i can give her money?

What would you do after that?

mixed grill

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>Going to prison for videoing yourself shagging

Getting the daily dose of:
Repugnant gutterwasp
Vile spidernonce
Odious goochwort
Mencius smegbug
Amadeus shitrat
Bartholomew runtsqueak
Repulsive ratbladder

Would to both

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getting my daily dose of funny nigger videos

doin a poooooOooOoOo

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tell the lads on /brit/ of course

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woke up in the middle of the night last night last night panicking cause i thought i could smell burning but it was just the budweiser i spilled on my bedsheets

Need to suck those

just let out a whimper and giggle reminiscing about the time /brit/ bullied poleaboo into getting new bedsheets because his old ones had spiderman on them

>Bartholomew runtsqueak
kek

>shot me down hard
lmao what did she say

...

Wish I was you desu

awww mate if you were here right now i would cuddle you
so sorry but im sure you will find the one x

>she shot me down hard
Based off your flag I've got to ask if you mean literally.

my sister had spiderman bedsheets

oh wait, no she didn't because she's female.

Spastic

She did towards the end there. :)

really not such a fan of this whole being alive business after all lads

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Do yanks really put artificial grass on the roof of their houses? Absolutely baffling

>Confessed your love
Hope you didn't tell her you actually loved her

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Methinks if we threw all the Nigerians and pakis into the sea, we'd be alreet

She doesn't suit high heels

COVID to Britain

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off to bed

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>Curry flavored, crude-oil colored seas

the absolute state

aha

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brilliant

Don’t laugh at me please. this is real and I’m still sensitive. Going to have a cry later.

A week ago I asked her on a date and she said she’s not trying to date we’ve still be hanging out tho. Anyways today we were walking my dog on the beach and having a great time. I could feel myself falling harder for her. I said my hands were cold and she looked at me and smiled and put her hands out and said “here” I thought she wanted to hold my hand my heart started racing in my
chest so I put my hand out but she was just asking for my dogs leash and started laughing when she understood what happened

We have more jobs than you, but they're shittier.

We have tamer mudslimes than you, but they rape white trash girls en masse.

That's it.

Major Erik Bonde smokes a cigarette after being ambushed and shot twice in the Congo, 1961.

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heard she likes to bully chestlets

every single time i lie down to go to sleep, i imagine i am cuddling a girl next to me or she is cuddling me

Watching hentai lads

Why have the slagposts suddenly stopped

Mental that innit. Locked up in a 4x8 square for simply recording the act of sex.

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damn

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Got Mike Hoare's book a couple o' months ago right before he passed away at 100.

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>hanging out with girls after they've said they're not interested in dating
filthy orbiter, got what you deserved (assuming this is real)

Is Hitler in Heaven or Hell?

He got 10 months

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Valhalla

the guy that allegedly kidnapped and drugged and raped duffy, if he did all that then he probably did her up the bum as well surely

if anti anxiety medication was more readily available, alcoholism would drop dramatically

Might beat up the next Indian that pisses me off.

Valhalla backwards is Allah Lav (Love)

lol

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>have to put in my email and password to unsubscribe from some shitty website I signed up to 5 years ago who has started sending me spam email
Should be illegal this.

*sprays a steaming, rancid stream of liquid shit all over /brit/*
Oooooopsies
*slips in my own shit and accidentally starts drinking it and spitting it back out at passerbys*
Oopsie oopsie mommy come help
*sharts myself and continues to lather the floor with a thick and viscuous stream of nutty shite*
Cleanup in aisle 4 hahaha!!!!

That Jasper bitch wasn't happy.

stoned out of my fucking mind

Smokes are the lifeblood of any good army

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburg_rubble_murderer

doing a read

I could one hit mikey or doug easy

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powerful...

Grim

just spam them

Slagposter, if you're still in I'd like to request either some upskirts or some brunettes in tight clothes.

Fucking christ