Healing crystals edition
/brit/
James Perry
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Ryder Perez
Uuuh, like, all of them oh my god
Gavin Gonzalez
GIANTESS CHINA SLAG
Michael Collins
hate myself and want to die
Aiden Thompson
ok ok ok fuck dutch cunts
Blake Davis
Nicholas Cook
CORRRRRRRR BLIMEY
POST MORE UPSKIRTS NOW
Bentley Ross
screeching
Isaac Green
Me birthstone? Garnet
Austin Phillips
>want to die
address? i'll do it myself
Dominic Fisher
christ what a goddess
Grayson Foster
I get that Michael sometimes has to show the sheep who the lion is, but does he always have to go so hard on the Americans? Like he really, really embarrasses them.
Sometimes I think his benevolent dominance dips into tyranny, but if that’s what it takes to hold the crown then so be it.
Sebastian Cruz
I have an IR thermometer
might wear a hi-vis and print a fake lanyard card, could scan thots anywhere I please
Aiden James
peng
Isaac Perry
A few times I’ve seen this image now to be fair. Do one you spastic cunt with your hippy dippy snake oil shite. Like a fucking coloured stone will do fuck all.
Cooper Johnson
Dylan Wright
Is life good in great Britain?
Xavier Morales
Imagine licking her legs ankle to cunt.
Connor Baker
Bet that manlet feels extremely inferior, she didn’t even look him in the eyes
Caleb Clark
Told the GF I would unironically dump her if she got fat. Doesn't seem to have taken it too well.
John Butler
cant stop wanking
Jose Reed
Going to have a nap
What calming and relaxing video should i put on before bed (not asmr headphones bollocks who sleeps with headphones on and certainly not that gf roleplay shite)
Colton Ortiz
Just matched with this milk mommy
Dominic Long
The fanny banned me for this one earlier
Ryder Richardson
ill never fuck a girl taller than me
Austin Peterson
Bf told me i could stand to lose a few lbs once
Nearly bit his head off
Sebastian White
Fantastic Michael, your blatant disregard for authority makes this all the sweeter
Alexander Sanders
laying down you're the same height
John Cooper
Grayson Campbell
lockpicking lawyer
Justin Powell
why is she greasy
Leo Cooper
Would prefer girls who aren't filtered, but you're doing god's work regardless.
Cooper Rivera
not me haha (am quite rotund personally)
Bentley Brown
Cooper Lee
just read the latest polemic from odious shitnonce
Alexander Long
a girl?
Cooper Powell
literal goddess. Would give my life to her.
Leo Perry
Jeremiah Sanders
xfm ricky gervais show season 2-4 (when karl pilkington shows up)
Christian Sanchez
youtube.com
William Ortiz
Just confessed my love for this girl I was hanging out w and she shot me down hard
Had to delete her snap now I’m in tears lads
Need a hug
Jose Nelson
how is B&Q an essential retailer?
Carter Cruz
Everyone ends up like The Beatles in the end. Either dead or narrating Thomas the Tank Engine.
Bentley Price
any way i can give her money?
Jace Rodriguez
What would you do after that?
Michael Turner
mixed grill
Jacob Mitchell
>Going to prison for videoing yourself shagging
Parker Gomez
Getting the daily dose of:
Repugnant gutterwasp
Vile spidernonce
Odious goochwort
Mencius smegbug
Amadeus shitrat
Bartholomew runtsqueak
Repulsive ratbladder
Jeremiah Barnes
Would to both
Austin Taylor
Jackson Cruz
Hunter Lewis
getting my daily dose of funny nigger videos
Joshua Flores
doin a poooooOooOoOo
Camden Jenkins
tell the lads on /brit/ of course
Ryder Roberts
Adam Allen
woke up in the middle of the night last night last night panicking cause i thought i could smell burning but it was just the budweiser i spilled on my bedsheets
Christian Reed
Need to suck those
Jeremiah Walker
just let out a whimper and giggle reminiscing about the time /brit/ bullied poleaboo into getting new bedsheets because his old ones had spiderman on them
Austin Hill
>Bartholomew runtsqueak
kek
Alexander Ramirez
>shot me down hard
lmao what did she say
Austin Howard
...
Nolan Edwards
Wish I was you desu
Gavin Gutierrez
awww mate if you were here right now i would cuddle you
so sorry but im sure you will find the one x
Brandon Gutierrez
>she shot me down hard
Based off your flag I've got to ask if you mean literally.
Nathan Bennett
my sister had spiderman bedsheets
oh wait, no she didn't because she's female.
Grayson Flores
Spastic
Thomas Edwards
She did towards the end there. :)
Jayden Rogers
really not such a fan of this whole being alive business after all lads
Leo Robinson
Do yanks really put artificial grass on the roof of their houses? Absolutely baffling
Thomas Stewart
>Confessed your love
Hope you didn't tell her you actually loved her
Ryan Taylor
Gabriel Long
Methinks if we threw all the Nigerians and pakis into the sea, we'd be alreet
Leo Davis
She doesn't suit high heels
Camden Perez
COVID to Britain
Caleb Perry
off to bed
Liam White
>Curry flavored, crude-oil colored seas
the absolute state
Jack Cooper
aha
Oliver Brown
William Rivera
brilliant
Brody Thomas
Don’t laugh at me please. this is real and I’m still sensitive. Going to have a cry later.
A week ago I asked her on a date and she said she’s not trying to date we’ve still be hanging out tho. Anyways today we were walking my dog on the beach and having a great time. I could feel myself falling harder for her. I said my hands were cold and she looked at me and smiled and put her hands out and said “here” I thought she wanted to hold my hand my heart started racing in my
chest so I put my hand out but she was just asking for my dogs leash and started laughing when she understood what happened
Kevin Ward
We have more jobs than you, but they're shittier.
We have tamer mudslimes than you, but they rape white trash girls en masse.
That's it.
John Rivera
Major Erik Bonde smokes a cigarette after being ambushed and shot twice in the Congo, 1961.
Landon Morales
heard she likes to bully chestlets
Carter Bailey
every single time i lie down to go to sleep, i imagine i am cuddling a girl next to me or she is cuddling me
Cameron Lopez
Watching hentai lads
Jace Diaz
Why have the slagposts suddenly stopped
Mason Cruz
Mental that innit. Locked up in a 4x8 square for simply recording the act of sex.
Landon Green
Grayson Nguyen
damn
Jacob Nguyen
Got Mike Hoare's book a couple o' months ago right before he passed away at 100.
Aiden Lee
Camden Morales
>hanging out with girls after they've said they're not interested in dating
filthy orbiter, got what you deserved (assuming this is real)
Adam Brown
Is Hitler in Heaven or Hell?
Cameron Carter
He got 10 months
Ryan Bailey
Jacob Morales
Valhalla
Jacob James
the guy that allegedly kidnapped and drugged and raped duffy, if he did all that then he probably did her up the bum as well surely
Nathan Parker
if anti anxiety medication was more readily available, alcoholism would drop dramatically
Jack Torres
Might beat up the next Indian that pisses me off.
Dominic King
Valhalla backwards is Allah Lav (Love)
Easton Foster
lol
Leo Watson
>have to put in my email and password to unsubscribe from some shitty website I signed up to 5 years ago who has started sending me spam email
Should be illegal this.
Adrian Roberts
*sprays a steaming, rancid stream of liquid shit all over /brit/*
Oooooopsies
*slips in my own shit and accidentally starts drinking it and spitting it back out at passerbys*
Oopsie oopsie mommy come help
*sharts myself and continues to lather the floor with a thick and viscuous stream of nutty shite*
Cleanup in aisle 4 hahaha!!!!
Parker Campbell
That Jasper bitch wasn't happy.
Blake Perry
stoned out of my fucking mind
Dominic Lopez
Smokes are the lifeblood of any good army
Lincoln Allen
en.wikipedia.org
doing a read
Henry Baker
I could one hit mikey or doug easy
Michael Cruz
powerful...
Liam Mitchell
Grim
Kevin Harris
just spam them
Oliver Jackson
Slagposter, if you're still in I'd like to request either some upskirts or some brunettes in tight clothes.
Gavin Rivera
Fucking christ