In a Rivera hospital, three babies are born at the same time, one from an Argentine, one from a Brazilian and one from a Uruguayan. Due to an administrative problem, the hospital loses track of which parent each baby belongs to. The director of the hospital, very embarrassed, asks the parents if any of them dare to come in and identify theirs. The Uruguayan offers to enter and leave within two minutes with a baby who, clearly, and based on ethnic difference, could only be the baby of the Brazilian. The director of the hospital, the Argentinean and the Brazilian stare at him, looking "are you kidding me?." The Uruguayan looks at them and explains: Look, of the other two babies left in there, one is Argentine, and I couldn't take risks!
Tell some local jokes
Julian Hernandez
Brandon Murphy
What? Is the joke supposed to be that even niggers are better than terroni? You pastafuckers have no idea how good you have it, I would easily trade the entire South for Sicily.
Christopher Edwards
Man walks on a street when all of a sudden a niggers run by carrying a tv-set. Man looks worried thinking:"That looked exactly like mine!" He's so worried that he calls home to his wife. Wife calms him down:"No, no, ours is in the cotton field as usual."
Blake Jenkins
lmao
Noah Hall
actually pretty funny
William Bennett
*a nigger.
Caleb Lopez
it's a joke you dip
hear this one before and I love it
do you know what's a nigger doing while staring at a blank sheet? he's reading his rights
Oliver Perry
greeks invented sex but we told them that they can do it with women as well
Carter Gutierrez
whats white in a nigger?
his owner
Carson Adams
A mormon works into a bar