Tell some local jokes

Tell some local jokes

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A turk, an albanian, and a gypsy are in a car. Who's driving?
The police officer.

italy

Two goy buisnessmen meet
>how is buisness?
>fine

A Castilian man goes into a Catalan bar and asks for a coffee. The waiter gives him the coffee and says in Catalan: "That will be one euro."
The Castilian takes out his wallet and puts 0.95€ on the table.
The waiter says in Catalan: "five cents are missing"
The Castilian ignores him and sips his coffee.
The waiter insists in Catalan again: "I'm sorry? I told you there are five cents missing, sir"
The Castilian sips his coffee like nothing happened.
The waiter says again in Catalan: "sir, you're hearing me perfectly, you only gave me 95 cents although the coffee costs 1 euro"
The Castilian is only paying attention to his coffee.
Desperate, the waiter switches to Spanish and yells nervously: "sir, you're ignoring me on purpose, you didn't pay full price for your coffee! I'm trying to run a business here so please stop with this charade and acknowledge that you owe me five cents!"
The Castilian slowly reaches for five cents in his wallet and says:
"You know, you Catalan piece of shit... I knew that for five miserable cents... you'd speak Spanish."

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tf is up with hungary and scotland

a finn and a russian went to sauna, the russian died

Why do the Belgians keep two glasses beside them at night, one full of water and one empty? Because when they wake up, sometimes they're thirsty and sometimes they aren't.

bite

Why do the jokes twists in Spain always have to revolve around some "you're less than a dog" shit?

>Bosnia
What?

Why do Belarusians not joke about anyone else?

An Austrian and a beautiful girl as well as a Piefke and a nun are sitting opposite each other in a train compartment. Suddenly the train goes into a tunnel. As the lighting is not working, it is pitch black. Then you hear a slap in the face, and as the train leaves the tunnel again, the Piefke rubs his face in pain. "Just right" the nun thinks. "The Piefke naturally tried to grope the girl, which she didn't want, and she slapped him."

.. "Just right" is what the pretty girl thinks. "The Piefke naturally wanted to grope me in the dark, unfortunately touched the nun, which she didn't want, and she slapped him one." "Such a mess," thinks the Piefke. "Under cover of darkness, the Austrian probably tried to cop a feel with the pretty girl...

... unfortunately touched the nun, which she didn't want, and she wanted to slap the Austrian. The bastard noticed and ducked, which is why I got the punch. Whereas the Austrian thinks: "In the next tunnel I'll punch Piefke in the face again!"

It's cute that some countries have partners, like Spain and Portugal, Czechia and Slovakia. They may joke about each other but they're truly frens

What’s a piefke

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

not funny

It's what we call the germans in austria

t. Catalan

t. catalan

>germans in austria
You mean Austrians?

Good one lad
I have one for you:
A British gentleman walks out of a dentist's office.

this, austrians think they are not germans because americans told them so after ww2

no germans. You can hear a piefke by the way he talks no austrian talks like that

Classic Hungarian joke:
>Why do Scottish men get circumcised?
Scottish women can’t resist anything that’s half off

I've never heard a joke involving the Portuguese in Spain. We have a couple of dumb stereotypes about them, but they aren't features in our jokes, which for the most part involve Spaniards from the different regions. Catalans are stingy, Basques are brutes unaware of their strength, Andalusians are ignorant go-getters, Madrilenians are braggarts, Galicians are people who can't into subtlety and get the wrong meaning of double entendres.

what do ypu call a swed
homo::::::::::::::::::DDD

a Ch*cagoan goes to a bar in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. as soon as his queer strut walk, retardation, and smug shitstain smile is clear to everyone in the bar, some random guy says "go back to your designated shithole, Shitcagoan, or we will shoot you." the Ch*cagoan is raped on his way back to Ch*cago.

>german humour

k
>two ukrainian nationalists walk trough the woods
>see old man tied russian to a tree and is sawing him with a rope
>don't master have an axe or a knife - they ask
>he replies - master has a knife and a axe but also master has lot of time and inspiration

Swedecucks are surrounded

And Valencians are druggies :DDDDD

Good one

>walks into bar
>orders coffee
do spaniards really

Mongrel complex

How many Spaniards does it take to change a light bulb?
10, one to put the light bulb and nine to turn the ladder

>Galicians are people who can't into subtlety and get the wrong meaning of double entendres
Usually the stereotype is that Galicians are indecisive.

I laughed

What's the difference between a Finnish wedding and a Finnish funeral? One less drunkard

i dont get it

Nice joke ty

Haha, never heard that one before.

You fucked it up lad

I saw that rare yesterday on

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Juan.

It's me again

this is my dad's favourite
do you know why Americans have niggers while we have terroni?
Americans got to choose first

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an estonian travel agency advertisement in finland:
"come to estonia, your car is already here!"

No, it works also like that.

LMAO

In a Rivera hospital, three babies are born at the same time, one from an Argentine, one from a Brazilian and one from a Uruguayan. Due to an administrative problem, the hospital loses track of which parent each baby belongs to. The director of the hospital, very embarrassed, asks the parents if any of them dare to come in and identify theirs. The Uruguayan offers to enter and leave within two minutes with a baby who, clearly, and based on ethnic difference, could only be the baby of the Brazilian. The director of the hospital, the Argentinean and the Brazilian stare at him, looking "are you kidding me?." The Uruguayan looks at them and explains: Look, of the other two babies left in there, one is Argentine, and I couldn't take risks!

What? Is the joke supposed to be that even niggers are better than terroni? You pastafuckers have no idea how good you have it, I would easily trade the entire South for Sicily.

Man walks on a street when all of a sudden a niggers run by carrying a tv-set. Man looks worried thinking:"That looked exactly like mine!" He's so worried that he calls home to his wife. Wife calms him down:"No, no, ours is in the cotton field as usual."

lmao

actually pretty funny

*a nigger.

it's a joke you dip
hear this one before and I love it
do you know what's a nigger doing while staring at a blank sheet? he's reading his rights

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greeks invented sex but we told them that they can do it with women as well

whats white in a nigger?
his owner

A mormon works into a bar

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Here are a few popular ones among all the surrounding countries:
>''Bosnia and Herzegovina is a real country''
>''Bosnians can amount to something and make it somewhere, they are not just a powerless laughing stock for others when they are afraid of angering their neighbors, their ambitions are not utterly crushed from the start and people won't ostracize them from any position of power as soon as they look at their passport, Bosnians are not just goofy cartoonish naive dumb poor hicks that others exploit as cheap menial workforce, they can be taken serious and other people don't just look at them when they want to feel better about themselves''

That hack didnt come up with it.
This joke dayes back to pre revolutiin russian empire

Kek

this is how I heard it first

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Lol

How is a pizza different from a Jew? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.