Entire generations of normies have convinced themselves this is good to drink just because other normies said so

Got to make yourself feel superior about something in your life I suppose, and if you get your information about the world from Yas Forums you probably don't have much to go from

First you talked about drinking piss and now about eating shit. So not only you're an incel but you have a scat fetish.
You do you, I'll rather be a normie having a beer.

Based but I also drink wine and beer.

I love beer and football. I realize that society has has molded me to like those things. But it does so for everything, what kind of anime I watch, what vidya I play, what books I like, all is affected by other people and their opinions. Even baser things like fucking is molded by others, like what kind of fetishes I have developed. We give and get meaning of things through social interactions and pressures. Nothing bad about it, it's just the way things are when we are social animals. You aren't any special if you don't like beer, you just have had different influences making you say that way.

I'm 99,9% sure OP is a lardass. People with a kid's palate and people who get triggered at people who drink alcohol are almost without exception sugar-addicted fatties.

but I turn coffee into code!!!

Lager is majority shite, only light lagers are drinkable, prefer a good dark ale or stout myself

I only drink for the taste, my tolerance is too high to properly get drunk so the only side effect I get for not moderating myself is an annoying headache the following morning.

I liked the taste of beer the first time I got a sip from my dad when I was 7 or something. In restaurants I'd go around asking other people if I could have a sip of their beer

Well it literally doesn't matter because Systembolaget closes at 6 pm (3 pm saturdays) and thats not the time to drink beer