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they call me

big dave

got the ugliest willy in the world, wouldn't wish it on the dirtiest trollop

Guarantee the safety of your v-card for the next 3 years.

:3

what am i looking at champ

Imagine the smell.

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peng day
shall spend it cooped up in my room doing toil

'member back when this was just a banter flu?

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any of you lads still shagging girls from the 'der?

The chemtrails react with 5g to cause COVID-19
There is no virus

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