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You deff love Big Black Cock like your mum , You aint even white m8 , your dad was the local weed dealer in your towers you are a coffee coloured faggot ...LOL

drunk and i need a piss

This is the only time on earth ever that the USA has had more lively pubs than the UK

*looks at them titties*

Cuz I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free

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WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS GET ON THAT THERE TINTERNET AND LOOK IT UP!

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We Brits clap people on their way to work.

haven't shaved in a month*

SO YER TELLIN ME AM NOT ALLOWD TO GO LOCAL??! NOT ALLOWD TO WALK ME OWN STREETS IN ME OWN CUNTRY. WHAT IS THIS SHITE??? THIS IS BRITAIN NOT FUCKIN NORF CAREER. JUST ABOT HAD IT WITH THIS CORONER DISEASE. NEXT PLOD THAT TRYS STOPPIN ME GOIN LOCAL IS GETTIN A FIRM CLOBBERIN. END OF

imagine jerking off in front of her, louis ck style