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You deff love Big Black Cock like your mum , You aint even white m8 , your dad was the local weed dealer in your towers you are a coffee coloured faggot ...LOL

drunk and i need a piss

This is the only time on earth ever that the USA has had more lively pubs than the UK

*looks at them titties*

Cuz I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free

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WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS GET ON THAT THERE TINTERNET AND LOOK IT UP!

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8161135/Paramedic-overwhelmed-emotion-entire-street-comes-applaud-way-work.html

We Brits clap people on their way to work.

haven't shaved in a month*

SO YER TELLIN ME AM NOT ALLOWD TO GO LOCAL??! NOT ALLOWD TO WALK ME OWN STREETS IN ME OWN CUNTRY. WHAT IS THIS SHITE??? THIS IS BRITAIN NOT FUCKIN NORF CAREER. JUST ABOT HAD IT WITH THIS CORONER DISEASE. NEXT PLOD THAT TRYS STOPPIN ME GOIN LOCAL IS GETTIN A FIRM CLOBBERIN. END OF

imagine jerking off in front of her, louis ck style

>This is the only time on earth ever that the USA has had more lively pubs than the UK

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Who wrote better music? Paul or Faul?

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read thousands of easily googleable question on /brit/ but i ask one and cop this grief stuff you lot!

poo

Faul was the better songwriter
Better than Lennon even

twitter.com/jnick67a/status/1243298842075856896

It's probably the other way around
Looks nice tho

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Faul wrote hey jude so him

BARE BOTTOMED SPANK YOu an , LEATHER BELT on U .. UPPITy BITCH .. !! an this u not this I know you Mouthy twatter / an twiatchcyb yhing .. I know hiome address an .. ..

tights on arse?

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based angry christopher walken
I love him

wrong

He shot a bird so fuck him

Wondering the same thing, trying to grow a quarantine mustache and I’ve made progress but now it’s stalled. My dad once told me that it gets to a certain length and then starts to thicken or something

Fucks sake 27 years old and I can’t grow a proper mustache

Nah, John was the best at everything in the Beatles besides the drums desu

Paul was good and would have been great in any other band, but John was the real driving force

Please sir can I have some more

listening to lana del rey

hello me

After a few weeks it starts to curl inward and turn from hair into a doormat. I stopped shaving when I had to work from home, but it got too itchy and I quit.

>thinks imagine is a good song

always get rosie vibes from this pic

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New Eizouken lads

MORE!!!!???

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no!

'

>Nah, John was the best at everything in the Beatles besides the drums desu

>Paul was good and would have been great in any other band, but John was the real driving force

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Still no reply from the cat adoption agency
Its like they dont want me to save this animal from being euthanised

based

Can chicks like this still marry Chad?

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is dat da ting from little mix

Would love to see how far I could get my nose in there

jeff i thought you were a based coked out loced out lad not some whispering fairy

sucks bro. Mustaches are in fashion again.

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Lol no that pic is hotter than any part of that munted slag

Certainly not

she will end up with a mildly good looking "nerd" guy

aye

Chad here, nah, i don't think so!

same, i was keen to see how much i could grow cause its been a while since i've let it go but it got too annoying

rosie would be perfect if she wasn't so up herself

GOOOOOOLDEN SLUMBERS FILL YOUR EYES
SMIIIIIIILES AWAIT YOU WHEN YOU RISE

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he's posting here why would you think that?

ahahahahah x

grim

the scran

twitter.com/TimmyUk/status/1241821718144069634/photo/3
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why doesn't she get a boob job she's fucking loaded

99% sure those kids are still in high school

her body is pushing 10/10

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well her gimmick is findom, wouldnt work if she was meek and submissive

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I go crazy 'cause here isn't where I wanna be
And satisfaction feels like a distant memory
And I can't help myself, all I
Wanna hear her say is "Are you mine?"
Well, are you mine?
Are you mine?
Are you mine? Oh, ah

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did jeff just completely dox himself

My favorite Lennon song:
youtube.com/watch?v=n2CICLKsEpE

I don't rate imagine

Dont believe that you actually think this

wait which one?

Fuck, got banned from /lit/ for asking if Ted K ever had sex

Horsefaces’ little piggies are here to shill her findom patreon again

it isnt

youtube.com/watch?v=clLD8ZISAWI

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tezza was not known for being a shagger

i prefer aisha to rosie but ok

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Pinnock

Sounds like it could have been made yesterday
youtube.com/watch?v=iMewtlmkV6c

Prefer How do you sleep

>manager called me a "good girl" over the workplace chat last night
>he then deleted the message and replaced it with a joke about me playing with Pokemon

did aisha and sara ever make up

Lennon? For me it's
youtube.com/watch?v=uVXR2LYeFBI

I do like Lennon as well and that was a great song choice

fuck off you vile troglodyte

I need a redpill on aisha
who is she is terms of brit? palestinian bloke?

good post, more larps like this please

good yank

fuck off paki freak

good lass moni

The only beatles song I like is here comes the sun.

This slag has the facial structure of a Morlok

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man face
don't like it at all

dunno. but sara did get dumped by her bf because he wasnt into women anymore

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Yo lets say you cook some sausages. But then you cut them open and they're red inside. Is it OK to split them open into a circle with a knife and put them flat top down back into the frying pan until they're not red anymore?

Yeah, me as well

youtube.com/watch?v=cuuhsqA95iA

My favorite McCartney:
youtube.com/watch?v=XI6C7L66zq8

His new album was pretty good tho

Free Bird is the greatest rock song of all time. Better than anything the Beatles ever did.

NEED to be her rebound shag

No idea who aisha, sara or rosie are

youtube.com/watch?v=4MKD8lhmgJY

Is that Bender of the Desert?

yeah of course
as long as the meat gets cooked - even eating it raw isn't the end of the world, people are too scared nowadays

chulli bun

This is the greatest rock song of all time
youtube.com/watch?v=OfR6_V91fG8

>King Crimson
Based lad

wrong

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how was lennon so based

You are a coward. Go for the pure sausage nectar like a real man.

Mark David Chapman is definitely a time traveler, it's the only explanation

youtube.com/watch?v=OrbuDWit1Co
Greatest song of all genres of all time

looks like she tastes of brine

most average body i've ever seen. and don't greentext me with some weirdos picture

cor

prefer that frog song 2bh

she used to be greng but these days just plain grim

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Girls that posted on /brit/ once 5 years ago so some mongs here have been obsessed with them since.

commie slags

Based

youtube.com/watch?v=k85mRPqvMbE

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play this whenever gfberg is getting in my face trying to domesticate me and tell me what to do

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It's like talking about world peace and beating his wife at the same time

hello TURTLE

she looks like she is famous or something
bizarre

lads

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