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And an Allahu ackbar to you too my brown brother

would be very sad for poor liz if he did

Looks like this the end of the UK bros.....

Time to annex them as the 51st state

and this is how british people are born

youtu.be/WCa4LaDFqJU

This was all I had and I was HAPPY to have it.

Only has mild symptoms apparently

...

Some cases go downhill fast but if he's already symptomatic it's likely he'll be alright

been saying it for a couple of weeks
it will kill off the queen they will hide it for months and claim to not be caused by corona

Just doing a round up of the bennies I have recieved in the last year. Also take into account I claim the lowest bennies rate

£900 moving in grant
£800 grant for "well being"
£500 grant
Free flat rent free (shithole but used small amount of grant to fix up)
£280 a month
Free bicycle (for job search)
£400 grant

Possessions bought in last 2 years
Xbox one
£1000 PC
50 inch 4k tv
£200 washing machine
Samsung S9
£200 fridge
£180 cooker
£100 saucepans wok etc
£400 Simba mattress
£100 bed
£130 worth of books
Netflix, Prime etc
Multigym
£1000s in weed
£40 a week on food
£500 or so in furniture
£90 philips hue smart bulbs, lamps etc
£1000 or so in other odds and ends

Yes I know I am poor as fuck compared to wagies, but how fucked is our system that I can live like this with out ever working and chilling all day claiming the MINIMUM amount of benefits?