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hate bacon me
bloody peasant food

corr imagine our lives a year from now.
>maccies
>footie
>olympic gymnasts

hate bacon me
bloody peasant food

will charlie die from this?

He's not the prince of Cymru. That ended with Glyndwr.

Remember as a kid the only channel that still ran Dragon Ball Z played it once a week at 6am on a Saturday. Grim as fuck now that I think about it.

She's Highborn, of course she'll survive

based

Wales goalscorers vs Belgium (2016):

Ashley Williams: Born in Wolverhampton, England
Hal Robson-Kanu: Born in London, England
Sam Vokes: Born in Southampton, England

You got the one that goes something like the thot says she's slept with 10 and boomer chad asks if she wants to make it 11
Was looking for that one the other day

And an Allahu ackbar to you too my brown brother

would be very sad for poor liz if he did

Looks like this the end of the UK bros.....

Time to annex them as the 51st state

and this is how british people are born

youtu.be/WCa4LaDFqJU

This was all I had and I was HAPPY to have it.

Only has mild symptoms apparently

...

Some cases go downhill fast but if he's already symptomatic it's likely he'll be alright

been saying it for a couple of weeks
it will kill off the queen they will hide it for months and claim to not be caused by corona

Just doing a round up of the bennies I have recieved in the last year. Also take into account I claim the lowest bennies rate

£900 moving in grant
£800 grant for "well being"
£500 grant
Free flat rent free (shithole but used small amount of grant to fix up)
£280 a month
Free bicycle (for job search)
£400 grant

Possessions bought in last 2 years
Xbox one
£1000 PC
50 inch 4k tv
£200 washing machine
Samsung S9
£200 fridge
£180 cooker
£100 saucepans wok etc
£400 Simba mattress
£100 bed
£130 worth of books
Netflix, Prime etc
Multigym
£1000s in weed
£40 a week on food
£500 or so in furniture
£90 philips hue smart bulbs, lamps etc
£1000 or so in other odds and ends

Yes I know I am poor as fuck compared to wagies, but how fucked is our system that I can live like this with out ever working and chilling all day claiming the MINIMUM amount of benefits?

no, he has retard genes with super strong antibodies I reckon

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for fuck's sake pat

dragon dragon.. I'm the dragon! dragon ball ZEE

Why? what’s wrong with it being corona that kills her?

lol do you think we're China and care that much about what other countries think about us

Went down to the local tesco to get some snacks cos im so fucking bored, turns out police are guarding the entrance asking to see people's shopping lists.

I was too pussy to try and bluff my way in by pretending i was buying essentials, so I drove home instead.

If I'm only supposed to buy essentials can I still get beer and tobacco?

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If Charles dies what will they do with his Dragons?

love this country, bleeds me dry with taxes and I won't see a penny now that I'm starving quite lovely.

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how did you swing the free flat with free rent + grants deal ?

Charlie Big Suit, head of the Malaponte crime family's Kansas branch.

embarrassing letting a foreign bioweapon kill her off

how do I get started with dragon ball? where's the entry point?

Went down to the local coles to get some snacks cos im so fucking bored, turns out police are guarding the entrance asking to see people's shopping lists.
I was too pussy to try and bluff my way in by pretending i was buying essentials, so I drove home instead.

if in stock, yes. the supermarkets have less to sell though

>dad walks in

youtu.be/Ms9fXm5QKp0

Earned £30-35k p/a for the last 3 years and my expenditure is literally probably about 5% of yours

nah he's what AJ is to tony, his dad wants him to go in to the "waste management" business and take over, but he's too busy spamming racial slurs and cuck porn on the internet

Hardly, certainly gives some political clout if the world decides to punish China after all this is over (not that they will)

what the fuck?

yeah

youtube.com/watch?v=huQJQS_Gaww

the fucking state of Australia
imagine this actually being your reality
hahaha oh my god

Really starting to regret smoking all the weed I had
Definitely should have rationed

Prince Charles been checked into Cheadle Emergency Department for observation

very moni-esque post

dad finna nae nae dabba "ay YO, you'll finna nightcore that skeebop!"
youtube.com/watch?v=2n9u20kXlEc
>skrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrattttatatatata SKRAT SKRAT skratatatata
scrunchying

for me its spaz bennies, although now im at the bottom of the threshold since i dont have any physical disabilities but up until 3 years ago i was getting £700 a month + rent paid now i get £500 + rent paid

have never heard of this happening before, or anything like it
mental if true

Big fan of this theory, I had it and it had EVERY supposed symptom of corona, my lungs felt so bad I could hardly breath at my worse

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Based

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Granddad died 3 days ago (not from the 'rona) but we cant have a proper funeral because some slope ate a bat.

How do we punish the Chinese menace?

If that actually does happen, then they'd publicise it as a justification for extending the lockdown past the 3 week deadline.

had that as well lol

I FUCKING LOVE THIS COUNTRY.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. GOD SAVE THE NHS.

NATIONAL RELIGION. ABSOLUTELY BASED. FUCK YOU COVID.

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same mate, going to have to learn how to buy online now

this categorically did not happen

What was on your shopping list?

whats the point of funerals they're just clown shows for the living to pretend they care a lot

>he gets his information from some literally who nigger on twitter
Ah yes, 'bare' people had a flu in winter it MUST have been corona

Flat just through housing lists, anyone can get a descretionary grant, moving in grants etc

The Curse of Wales, everyone that has ever ruled over it has died.

Wish the queen was immortal. William seems a like fag

burn down their shops

hey you stole my post wtf

the upside from this corona virus bullshit is that there is no chance of a Chinese hegemony anymore

used to actually play that game in front of the father fucks sakes gamers need to be repressed

by buying american

>only a single bed mattress

virg

Same desu - literally never taken a day off toil before, but I was knocked out for a week with this flu in January. Reckon I probably caught it from some chink on the tube

genuinely believe they should be punished in some way for this, but they won’t

people only started panicking when it was revealed it could kill a rich old person

someone hat him

>will the royals' personal medical team fail to fight off flu
My guess is no.

suteki da ne, eyes on me and melodies of life are all kino

what makes you think that?

Unironically played the opening of X-2 in front of mine. Surprised he didn't hit me. Probably appreciated the tits too much.

youtu.be/7mAo3futq94

Went down to the York Uni library to get some books because I'm still studying, turns out student mentors are guarding the entrance asking to see people's reading lists.
I was too pussy to try and bluff my way in pretending I was reading course essentials, so I cycled back to my accommodation instead.

what time period would you say that was?

I'm not some dependent faggot I can live without it just would have been nice to have saved some
Plus I don't know where that online shit comes from it might be infected or some shit

best thing about working from home is that i never miss any streams anymore

fuck up charlie

youtube.com/watch?v=2x9IQn_ZJvY

God DAMN it I just reminded my self of how much I want to fuck Rikku and also marry her.

had my first sick day in 5 years after going through heathrow the weekend before, really hope it was 'rona

this creates an economic vacuum that can (has to) be filled by domestic manufacturing

business idea: become, dare I say, EVOLVE into a virus

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weird how some people are born with an innately underclass mentality which can be encapsulated in one word: "spend" (simplifying it somewhat generally accurate broad-brush)
its reliant upon low intelligence, but these sort of people will always be poor. they were born poor, theyll live poor, theyll die poor. nothing they or the government can ever do to change that

up until about 2007 when facebook became available to the general public

>playing X-2 when there's anyone in the house

yikes indeed

King size on sale

the Chinese rona gf is demanding to boot my bollocks and spit into my mouth again

never met anyone who was into FF and not a pleb of the highest order

no i didnt

WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU

Retard

If this is true, then the majority of the population will probably already be infected and the lockdowns are largely redundant.

already put toil behind me
don't feel like going back

>X-2
youtube.com/watch?v=y1C8C7op9LU
at least i never had that one

if it had started in the uk do you think you lot should be punished?

>Wait for decades for the kween to die
>Die himself
Couldn't make this shit up.

Went down to vault139 to get some bumming in because I'm bi-curious, turns out gaylords are guarding the entrance asking to see people's grindr accounts.
I was too pussy to try and bluff my way in pretending I was a full gay, so I cycled back to my flat instead.

my mrs had that

how much steeper would it be with little/no mitigation actions

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Still kind of mad they got rid of the big tiddy goth GF and replaced it with the short haired lezzer.

Shit like this is why I just play fifa and gta I don't care if it's for normies

unironic question for gf havers itt
how has gftoil changed with the onset of stay-at-home lockdown orders from big bojo?

business idea: i get coronavirus and then go around coughing through people's letter boxes

actual yanks

might unironically boycott spoons after all of this

Went down to the Sydney Uni library to get some books because I'm still studying, turns out student mentors are guarding the entrance asking to see people's reading lists.

I was too pussy to try and bluff my way in pretending I was reading course essentials, so I cycled back to my accommodation instead.

>¶rince Charles
RIP

>everything to do with Wales turns to shit
imagine my surprise

it's right there, i can see it mate

Had a nasty lung infection in mid November but apparently it was a 'meta pneumo virus'.

Rick is a boy's name mate sort yourself out.

why?

thought i was reading something about my beloved fallout series when i saw vault 139

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Strictly speaking coronaviridae are descended from bats

If we accidentally released it from a lab by being mongs and then lied about it to the world and tried to cover it up, yes
It’s not even the first time, just look at SARS

MAMMMMAAAADAAAA MEEEE MIDDDDDING MEEEE

Bet the price of everything will go up and stay up when everything opens back up again. Its all one big scam im telling you.

youtu.be/mWYwmM23Sqs

This one was based as fuck at least.

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Went down to the bottle-o to grab a case because I can't go to the pub, but the alcos were guarding the entrance asking to see people's reading lists.

I was too pussy to try and tell them I wasn't grabbing some goon, so I drove back to my rented flat instead.

doubt you ever got invited out for pints anyway