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Haven't shagged since 1 B.C. (Before Corona)

Strong enough for a skinny little girl

I hope the lock down faggots are happy. I'm going to be laughing when you're all homeless.

Economic forecasts:

Goldman Sachs: -24% growth

JP Morgan: -30% growth

FED: -17% growth

Morgan Chase: -9%

If the worst case scenarios are correct then this recession is going to be bigger than 1929 and it will probably result in economic collapse. Prepare for mass homelessness and unemployment lads.

Goldman Sachs' reports says that the US may have up to 40 million unemployed people by the end of the month.

They say that the UK may end up with up to 17 million people unemployed by the end of the month.

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Tedros Adhanom is a MARXIST

Gym homos losing muscle and whining about food lmao
Feels good being a sport playing Chad built for survival and naturally athletic

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absolute fucking anthem

More women will resort to sex work. Onlyfans will overtake Facebook. It will simply be expected that at least 1 woman in every household should have an Onlyfans or Manyvids account in order to bring home an income.

havent shagged since friday

based

stay inside

post anime

save lives

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2 WALKS A DAY FUCK THE GOV

are those crossfit plates?

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been thinking about the worst case scenario. if society truly collapses and that. might cop some heroin and other potent opioid and peace the fuck out.

i hope she lifts my dead cock in her hands when im in the casket

It's time.

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My mum is an essential worker, so my household will be fine.

is that 100kg? not too bad

>Crypto going up
NO NO NO it was meant to go down so I could buy the dip STOP IT DUMP IT NOW

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There will be no long-term mass unemployment if, post-crisis, politicians are smart enough to listen to Keynes.

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How is Russia coping so well?

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fair enough sounds alright

lots of space for social distancing

Give me a Thogdad fact.

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how will there be 17 million unemployed if the government are paying all their wages? (or 80% if you have to close)

they're in on the plan

wish she'd hookgrip my cock and pull it till i white lighted her

by being economically irrelevant

who fucking cares? it's not like she's trying to give off the impression she's lifting more than she is; she's just been paid to get in shape for a role and her PT loads the bar and tells her to lift it

can't wait to trade a can of soup for blowjob from a ten

Business idea: Every country starts on a clean slate after this.

what's the point of a lockdown if people are still allowed to enter the country with no checks and no quarantine

Student nurse, 12 hour days, no pay, lost my accomadation, lost my job in a nursing home at weekends due to cross-contamination of healthcare setting issues. No income and now commuting 1.5 hours each way to help on the front line for not one cent.

Closed borders to slants

>all our current homes will dissapear

How is the government going to pay them when it has no tax revenue genius? They can do it for a short while but they are talking about this lockdown lasting for 3 months. The government will run out of cash before then and we will either end up with hyperinflation or they will stop paying people.

>believing Russian propaganda

PLEASE LEAVE TWO METRES BETWEEN POSTS
NO MORE THAN ONE POST PER DAY

too cold to leave the house innit

They're just black bumper plates
Yeah they're supposed to make you feel stronger than you are but that's a good thing sometimes

Nationalise all industry then cancel the national debt.

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dont like brits one fucking bit

gainsmongs are unlikeable people who won't survive regardless, since people skills are essential to survive in what's coming

people are dying of pneumonia instead

WTF, HOW IS HOMELESSNESS REAL, JUST SLEEP IN HOUSES NIGGA

bolton mentioned

Day 7 of quarantine: nobody on the conference call says hi when they join

care to explain this, spain?

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Hmmmmmm all my savings are in a JP Morgan owned Marcus account

The FSB is rumoured to be deporting people to camps who refuse to follow social distancing measures.

stalin would throw your tranny opium tea sipping bum into a gulag before you could count to 5

the point of bumper plates is that they can be dropped from overhead without destroying the floor

seethe more fat

so they can borrow money from the world bank or something?

feel pissed off 900ml of lager. What the FUCK?

A bit of me hopes we do end up with Communism out of this just because everyone knows that the dictator who comes afterwards will massacre all the idiots who put him in power.

B-b-but what about me Barratt new build?

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It's actually amazing how many people ended up stealing this format of 'talky talky, video clip, talky talky laugh track' . So many late night hosts.

Price Controls
Forced Savings
Massive Deficits
Requisitioning/Nationalisation
Rationing

It did this stuff before

>Cash ISA: +1.24% (+ my usual monthly contribution)

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That you, fitmick?
Peep these. 100lb double. Was my last set but got my chin over for the 2nd
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>the race that ended slavery
There was no race that ended slavery, just like there was no race that started it (same with animal cruelty)

But there was a distinct race who took it to a global, international market standard based around skin color and who operate this market for centuries

>yes they are
Rhino today are not rare because of Chinese shamans. Lol.

They are rare because aristocrats in the UK or rich Americans took safaris and killed them in droves.

>For most of the 20th century the continental black rhino was the most numerous of all rhino species. Around 1900 there were probably several hundred thousand[2] living in Africa. During the latter half of the 20th century their numbers were severely reduced from an estimated 70,000[54] in the late 1960s to only 10,000 to 15,000 in 1981.
Thanks, white people!

>they didn't kill anything close to 95 percent of them I don't think you're quite grasping how undeveloped and sparsely populated Africa was before the 60's
I don't think you're grasping how much many were slaughtered by white hunters:
>Populations of black rhino declined dramatically in the 20th century at the hands of European hunters and settlers. Between 1960 and 1995, black rhino numbers dropped by a sobering 98%, to less than 2,500.

For example, our 26th President went on a safari in the early 1900s:
> The number of big game animals killed, was 17 lion, 3 leopard, 7 cheetah, 9 hyena, 11 elephant, 10 buffalo, 11 (now very rare) black rhino and 9 White rhino. Apologists for the Roosevelts have pointed out that the number of each big game species shot was very modest by the standards of the time: many white hunters of that period, for example, such as Karamoja Bell, had killed over 1,000 elephants each, while the Roosevelts between them killed just eleven.

that's not really how the economy works.
though we will probably need higher taxes to deal with the inflationary tendencies of the current economic situation (which is becoming increasingly like a war economy.), that is already a solved problem. Slap ridiculously high rates on those with a high income, and high for peacetime levels on people with normal incomes - store the revenues for the normal people in a tax-credit system such that when things return to normal, they will slowly be repaid the amounts taken from them.

we've run a war economy before, we can do it again. "where is the money going to come from" isn't a hard question and "how do we stop inflation" is a solved problem.

I'm 5'8 and weigh 55kg, I have literally no muscle to lose but I keep posting in the boys group chat about how devastated I am

Imagine not being a communist right now

The world bank only functions because it is backed by the USA. The USA is about to suffer a depression greater than 1929.

based skol super drinker

actually annoys me when I see skellies using up scarce equipment in the gym when they're obviously not eating enough to get any benefit from it

don't mind bumper plates just wish they were normal colours so i can tell how much weight it is

>girl I like texts me
>surge of dopamine
>stop wanting to shag her because I haven't seen her in a while
>she texts all excited to catch up
>cant even be bothered replying until the next day
mad how boring women become when you dont want your dick in them. is there science to explain that?

what would Boris Johnson's death squads be called?

Aren’t they just calling you a scrote then?

The USA will either go fascist or communist, and it looks like fascism.

these tiktok whores will be the death of me

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you weigh less than skinny girls wow

You're a retard. The rich are going to start jumping ship pretty soon (some countries have basically been untouched) and if you raise taxes all it will do is encourage it. People like you who compare this to WW2 are retards because in WW2 the UK didn't go bankrupt because it was bailed out by the USA, which was untouched in terms of industrial potential by the effect of the war.

why is the dow up so much today

power will corrupt everybody
the real way to live is through a tribal society. ~50 people who dictate themselves separately

[Verse 1: Young Adz]
First time I cheffed a nigga up in OT for money
First time I hit a lick, stomach growling, was hungry
Used to go to towns like I'ma go take over the country
My soldier shuttin' down niggas while my runner is running
Told them nitties that you're lining them, I'm giving you something
All the murders and the birds that I've seen all over nothing
Love on my hand, I hold my daughter with blood on my hands
Hundreds of bands, all of the hookers they're loving the gang
That was my nigga, was wid' him in drillings, was wid' him in traps
If I tell him "Go get him", he twist off your melon, he get your whole gang
I can't believe what I'm reading, my nigga done turned to a rat
I can't believe the life sentence, I feel it for my nigga Dapps
Mummy the realest, she love me so much, she ain't throw out my pack
Year 9 gave her money for bailiffs, I swear that two bills hurt my stack
I told my girl "If they raid me, get rid of the work in the flat"
My mumma told me there's jakes at the back door so I had to go climb out the back, yeah

[Chorus: Young Adz]
Get the kettle pouring
Spend thousand pound on machines even though the beef ting all boring
Chop the work while they yawning
Got shooters still warring
Night shift while they snoring
Rap life got me touring
Get the kettle pouring
Spend thousand pound on machines even though the beef ting all boring
Chop the work while they yawning
Got shooters still warring
Night shift while they snoring
Rap life got me touring

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annoys me how much my thoughts and feelings in general are influenced by the desire to coom

mad how quickly and instantly your whole entire thought process and headspace changes the moment after cumming. Makes you question the nature of free will (gonna hat my own post, save someone the trouble)

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Yeah but I get off to that so it's pretty based

I'm a bottom

We can only hope

so cringe

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communist dictators were fascists

what is this guy? Is he human? Bizarre phenotype
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US announced a $3,000,000,000 (3 trillion) stimulus package

money printer go brr

they fucked the timing up

It has been promised blood sacrifices

fascism doesn't work well with people who are dumb

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Trump said he is not going to lockdown the USA for that long.

let the rich jump ship, they can't take their houses and their capital equipment abroad.
so what if they have paper money? if things really get bad (and desu even the war-economy outcome is at the worse end of the scale) then capital controls will come in as a matter of course. congratulations, you've taken all of your pounds out of the country - they're now worth nothing because we're not letting them back in.

Fascism will never rise again.

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marcus is goldman sachs lad

They closed their borders like any sane country because they aren't some lefty swamp progressive shit hole scared of being racist for closing borders

>Hurr let's just become North Korea
Brilliant idea faggot

in about two weeks it'll start getting too expensive to stay locked down

As long as you are under 85k you should be okay

>hurr every country was north korea until 1971
learn some economic history you literal child.

Her face is so off since the nosejob

unironically the safest place to be right now

This economic depression will inevitably lead to another surge in extremist ideologies and a subsequent world war which will define the world for a millenia.

Me? I’m an accelerationist. I can’t wait.

There is a rumour going around American political twitter that Trump is going to lift restrictions in Democrat states because he thinks it will kill off lots of Democratic voters in cities, making it easier for him to win in November because rural white areas won't be touched as badly.

america is a fascist nazi homophobic transphobic misogynist racist empire

want a girl who'll properly argue with me

sick of them being so agreeable

Name 1 thing bad about communism

Extremely based

Except if you like food

Just finished masturbating to myself haha

want to crawl up her arsehole

all my female friends who are bored of staying inside are spending hours on elaborate makeup looks and dressing up in extraordinarily slutty outfits and posting videos to instagram

now if only i wasnt gay, this would be heaven

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really we can't afford to stay locked down longer than 3 weeks

wat

never really bought into accelerationism
>hey let's just funnel more money and power into this completely fucked system and hope it kills itself because the people who run it are definitely stupid enough to do that

that's dumb

his core demographic is the one most as risk from the 'rona

One of the guys who services my ass eats blue chews a couple times a week and it makes him last forever. Even after he's blown his load he can keep going. I've been really spoiled by it and realize that I like it when he goes for an hour or more. I thought my ass would get sore but it doesn't - instead it just feels more sensual the longer he goes. My legs get sore and sometimes they cramp up, but my ass feels really good and even hungry for more intercourse. I find myself wishing that he could do that for me every single day, but the blue chews give him a headache and I don't want him to be uncomfortable.