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Extremely based

Except if you like food

Just finished masturbating to myself haha

want to crawl up her arsehole

all my female friends who are bored of staying inside are spending hours on elaborate makeup looks and dressing up in extraordinarily slutty outfits and posting videos to instagram

now if only i wasnt gay, this would be heaven

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really we can't afford to stay locked down longer than 3 weeks

wat

never really bought into accelerationism
>hey let's just funnel more money and power into this completely fucked system and hope it kills itself because the people who run it are definitely stupid enough to do that

that's dumb

his core demographic is the one most as risk from the 'rona

One of the guys who services my ass eats blue chews a couple times a week and it makes him last forever. Even after he's blown his load he can keep going. I've been really spoiled by it and realize that I like it when he goes for an hour or more. I thought my ass would get sore but it doesn't - instead it just feels more sensual the longer he goes. My legs get sore and sometimes they cramp up, but my ass feels really good and even hungry for more intercourse. I find myself wishing that he could do that for me every single day, but the blue chews give him a headache and I don't want him to be uncomfortable.