hey Spain, how's your empire doing?
ITT: Yas Forums in 1900
We just burned your entire village and bayoneted all the women and children. That's payback for capturing two boys from our regiment, decapitating them, and sticking their heads on wooden stakes.
these colonies suck might federate soon
Brb gotta go shoot some chinamen
Better yet, how are the Democ-rats and their silver posse doing? :^)
no, we're pretending it's 1900, not 2020
dumbass
Half that time was spent in a terrible economic depression, so...meh.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA GET OUT OF THE WAY
In this new century, the wars and barbarities of earlier days will be a thing of the past and we shall be able to solve all the world's dilemmas at the negotiating table instead of on the field of battle.