Do you have extreme vareieties in dialects in your cunt as we do in Norway?

On paper maybe. In reality, it's not that simple.
youtube.com/watch?v=62Xgnx0oy-Q

I think the main dialects/Language families are 8

Lombard/Piedmontese/Emilian/Ligurian
Venetian
Friulan
Tuscan
Central Italian (Umbrian, Marchigian, Latial)
Neapolitan
Sicilian
Sardinian

But I understood what he said though...

Some people in the rural Southern areas are almost unintelligible to the average American, never mind foreigners. There's an episode of Top Gear where they take a trip up through the east coast and they run into a guy who Clarkson couldn't understand:
dailymotion.com/video/x7n4d9y
(at 12:10)

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trøndersk, nordnorsk, finnmark, danish and ghay. just had to correct you there.

what a fucking language

It's more complicated than that, there are too many subdialects to count. My town of 50k has a dialect that experienced people can tell apart from that of the next big city 10km away.

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Most languages I can't understand sounds like shit, including French,.

Unless it's a beautiful French girl speaking it.
youtube.com/watch?v=LCZ85SSUA1k

Some of our villages can have different dialects, even if just 10 km apart. We have too many to count.