where are you gonna travel when it all blows over?
for me it's azerpengjan
/brit/
Blake Baker
Adrian Ward
was like this until i got to uni and then i would shit every single morning in the most remote toilets i could find
Xavier Gomez
yeah. i'm in east london, think i'll take a trip down past the thames into hyde park and back. should take about five hours.
without the lock down i'd probably have just sat on my jacksie all day.
Anthony Murphy
Cameron Hernandez
stay at home
unless you are on the way to work
Hudson Wilson
what?
Nolan Rogers
Year 1 (6 years old) we had a substitute teacher and he was a big scary hairy man and I was too scared to ask him so I just shat. This was like 10.30am too so I made my entire class put up with my STENCH for the full day. I would have gotten away with it too but as my mother was walking home with me she made me turn around completely to change me in the school bathroom so the entire class found out it was me.
Year 7 I shat on a bus. There was a toilet on the bus and I was like "wow I didn't know buses had toilets, I wonder how that works". It doesn't.
David Lee
Twitter is angry because Boris didn't have someone using sign language for the announcement.
Nathan Phillips
If anyone knocks on your door and says they need to stick their finger up your arse to test for Coronavirus, it’s a scam
I feel so fucking stupid now
Adam Cruz
*only if you work in a pharmacy, a bank, a post office or a food-selling retailer