Why are they so good at war?
Why are they so good at war?
Jordan Brooks
Isaac Wright
We are?
Xavier Allen
back in Prussia basically everyone was in the military
Jacob Roberts
HA HA HA HA HA HA
Jayden Phillips
Yeah you almost took over the entire world, twice. Even coronachan can't finish you off, as opposed to Italians for example.
Is it because Germans blindly follow orders?
Adam Rogers
>Why are they so good at war?
is that so?
Ryan Powell
I dunno if starting and losing 2 world wars counts as being "good at war"
What they are undeniably good at is getting back on their feet after hitting bottom.
William Watson
they are good at shocking but they did lose the important ones
Sebastian Garcia
Germans are good at battles, but terrible at wars.
Josiah Brown
>Be savage bavarian barbarian living in a frozen tent
>Try to attack the Romans, a civilization infinitely superior to your own
>Get crushed
>Spend 500 years getting pushed around like a cuck
>Rome finally falls
>Try to grab territory but the Franks invade
>Spend 500 years getting pushed around like a cuck
>Finally get free when your masters die
>Go back to being a cultural tumor on Europe
>Decide to larp as Romans after recognizing how superior meds are to you
>Create unnecessary divide in Christendom and prep Europe for a Muslim invasion
>Go back and decided to suppress the reforms
>Fail horribly
>See USA breaking free of imperialism and tyranny and trying to make a free people
>Sperg out and try to stop them
>Get ass kicked
>USA rises up to accomplish more feats and gain more land than you ever have
>Your people flock to the USA like flies and somehow become good people (Seriously, something about migrating to America humanized Germans)
>Go into an anti American Jihad for 200 years
>Mere mention of the USA sends Germans into autistic rage
>Get your ass fucked by superior nations for 300 years
>Finally unify under the only German with an IQ over 70
>Proclaim yourself an "empire"
>Get cocky and start a world war
>Commit atrocities all the way
>USA finally puts an end to your larping
>"HURR DURR IT WUZ DE JEWS"
>Commit even worse atrocities along the way
>USA puts an end to your larping
>They are forced to become a superpower to stick up for you and provide protection
>USA still makes sure you get the food and money you don't deserve
>USA unifies you again
>USA saves you from debt
>30 years later and you try to ruin Europe again
>Declare a Jihad against European heritage
>USA about to put an end to your larping