smeg me arse la!
/brit/
Going to bed fuck all of you
when they mention "yanks"
yesterday government announced 80% pay for all of em so
rent is back on the menu boys
teasing the irish
pour one out for all the niggas who couldn't be here tonight due to the coonvirus
*teases the irish*
honestly though right
most women are dogshit at cleaning and cooking
like every gf I've had, her flat/house has been a tip, her room is an even bigger sty, her kitchen is disgusting, and when she does cook it's either some frozen premade crap that's been in the oven for 20 minutes, or the ever-so-british dish "spagbol"
then when I cook something instead she'll be like "wow you're like gordon ramsay, you should open a restaurant!" just because I can chop up an onion and add salt to things
ktim
really want to look at a woman