stop using her first name in messages it comes off as creepy, of course you're talking to her you don't need to clarify it
/brit/
Eli Bennett
Matthew Smith
imagine typing all that shite imagining someone would read it
Jordan Gonzalez
What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage? Then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? Fuck that for a laugh! I know what I'd rather do. Tottenham away, love it!
Joshua Myers
get a room
Asher Davis
Haha you and Jake need to start a new groupchat with hookers and blackjack
Lucas Richardson
it could purge all the grandparents off
Sebastian Morales
good advice that lad, the trick is to be witty and steer the conversation in a way that keeps her interested while letting her do all the leg work
Camden Lopez
it isn't even a guaranteed thing with older people
fucking soft as shit world
Carter Walker
emmett your dinners ready
>88 WHITE POWER coming now mum
Lincoln Morris
A lot still need to go to hospital