/brit/

t. your typical Pussy Plate bender

Stay on the left hand lane, you slack arsed puff

kek this is me

>vitamin c
oh that won't help you
what you want is vitamin d

*rams you off the road*
*cars pull over to laugh*
*police cheer me and take pics of you to post online*

By the Oingo boingo brothers

Been fully licensed for years now but yeah

I only drink Carling, and lots of it

Are you a woman or just a homosexual?