/brit/

I do
You specifically rang me up and told me to answer in /brit/ you cheeky fucker

On way home this evening heard church bells ringing, reminded of black plague, streets v. quiet too

The excretion of the afflicted was poisonous and infectious, and the ashen blood ailment eventually triggered the spread of the beastly scourge. To prevent the sickness and the beastly scourge to reach Central Yharnam, Old Yharnam was burned to the ground by the Powder Kegs, and the entrance was sealed.

Trad tunes and banter

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no but millions would be dead from starvation, scurvy, pellagra, dysentry and so on

shut up you fucking nerd

haha i must have been black-out drunk again on IPAs what am i like

Partial to a wheat beer myself but yeah I do sometimes think that people who drink ipas are just pretending to taste the difference between them, they all taste the same to me I.e SHIT

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‘You said you were sick’
‘No, I said I had a case of Corona’

*cocks one of my two shotguns*

Good luck trying to take my stockpiles of basmati rice, paracetamol, water and vodka.

i really like how esperanto sounds

Classic

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Wonder what Tim’s thoughts are on all of this

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biz niggas spazzing out

hand sanitizer ain't gonna save you unless you stuff it in your mouth

enough out of you unfunny virg

put the nhs out of business

To be honest it’s probably freaking the poor lad out a bit

[janny's cloak-concealed corpse being led out of his wendy-house on a stretcher and tossed onto a passing body-collecting truck to be burned at the nearest covid19 cremation lot]

try it

>tim's a boomer
>corona kills boomers

oh god...

Winter? Stout, belgian dubbels and quads, dunkels, bocks, bitters, golden ales and red ales
Summer? Lager, light wheat beers, belgian blondes, saisons, APAs, IPAs

and i said that's not a coronavirus
that's my wife

mad all anyone is talking about is some slightly more dangerous flu. imagine what's it's going to be like when we have 10k+

>Winter? Stout, belgian dubbels and quads, dunkels, bocks, bitters, golden ales and red ales
>Summer? Lager, light wheat beers, belgian blondes, saisons, APAs, IPAs

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esperanto is fit to be an official language of a country

i doubt he really ponders much outside of his fixed daily routine
if he does the same thing every day he must have the exact same thoughts every day

Are you close to your mum or your dad?
Any of you dislike or hate one of your parents?

I-I I love drinking pints
They make me feel so good
I love, drinking pints
They make me feel so grand
When me and de lads are on the piss
We feel like the best damn lads in town
I love, drinking pints
They make me feel so - good!

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Sounds like /brit/

how about you try making a good post for a change

alistair

it was more of a fedora post than a soyjack post you stupid zoomer

You fucking poof. Stella all year round

not a little edgelord emo so no i don't hate them

God I'm so sick of this coronavirus retardation. It's only killing the elderly you idiots.

wish Wetherspoons delivered

imagine... two cold pints and a large breakfast at your door for £12 or something

kieran is such a runt name

just because i'm from northumberland doesn't mean i'm not english

Real original mate

Don’t know why everybody is so keen to beat this virus. So macho male, declaring war. Here’s some suggestions for living alongside our new friend:

- Eat organic, cook with cast-iron
- Incense
- Echinacea
- Go outside, rub some dirt in it
- Emergen-C
- Yoga/Tai-chi
- Amethyst crystals
- NPR
- Self-isolate in a Subaru Outback
- Flowy clothing, preferably hemp

some people rightfully hate one or more of their parents for being abusive or walking out when they were younger

People who hate their parents aren't human. Simple as.

so just a mummy's boy haha ok then

rasheed

they're a pair of smelly smackheads i hate them both

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nothing wrong IPAs really

only known one and he was a mincing little runt desu

:(

do they actually smell bad and take heroin?

Mad how zoomers don’t drink, and if they do it’s beer, wine or something and coke.

just saying it like it is

how they going to keep a pint cold in the car, Abdul's always got his heater on

my eating/drinking habits don't change remotely with the seasons. a can of cider or good czech pilsner is just as good in the dark cold winter as a hot summer day in the garden 2bh

For me it’s gotta be a cold can of brewdog

just because i am from the south of england doesn't mean im not human

didn’t read a fucking word of that post

Just read every word of this post

OH NOW THAT IS A LAVLEY CHOCOLATE FONDANT

what's wrong with beer and wine?

pure english genetics

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yeah

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Top tips on coping with the coronavirus pandemic
1) don't be 70+ years old

Used a vendor who was reputable on other large markets, but on a lesser known market. The process was finalise early and when the package arrived the payment had been made and I got a parcel of air. All I can do is make an impotent bad review and report to the admin.

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:(

the only people who drink are people who rely on alcohol for a personality. and addicts (weakmind)

once you realize how good wine drunk is you never go back

genuinely still thinking about that webm chink girl's tits
fucks sake need to get laid pronto

mad how zoomers drink the two most popular alcoholic beverages innit, proper mad

lol

>John Jurasek

nah

Is it wrong to prefer the Nazis to the commies of Stalins time?

My reason being that they were both bad but one was bad to their own people and didnt care if they suffered and one made active attempts to better the quality of life for their people but did so by making people outside their nation suffer. Also one was aesthetic as fuck while the other discarded any sort beauty

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Made an fpl thread on sp, cause there wasn’t one. Reckon the Wuhan flu had something to do with it

>coke
corrrr

does actually, as this peer-reviewed scientific publication will attest
*slams 2-inch-thick A4 slab of sheets on your desk, causing everything else on it to bounce or fall over*

teetotaller can't trust themselves whilst under the influence (weakmind), and for that reason you can never trust a teetotaller

Nothing more cringe than pretentious beer drinkers

People like that would have been glassed within seconds only 15 years ago

Drink your Carlsberg and shut the fuck up

girl who I ghosted a few weeks ago said I hurt her feelings when I stopped talking to her and said she won’t meet me for a drink on Saturday, there goes my plan for a shag this weekend

its history no one cares

which post?

rose-tinted view of life in Hitler's germany (also they got btfo)

No good mate

2) complain about sportsball being cancelled

Errrrrrrrrr mate, are you actually using girls for sex? Have some respect for yourself and others pal

neck yourself shitlord

hello
hello

that one

the resemblance here is uncanny

injoos are right about reincarnation

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she's 6/10 isn't she

love them both but dont like either of them tbqh

t. really nice parents and a nice upbringing

Should I get P plates since I just passed my test? Don't want coked up BMW/van drivers to beep and tailgate me

Aye but at the same time they keep the industry alive so leave em be I say

love IPAs and 'fancy' beers but wouldn't claim to drink only them. a typical sesh for me might be 3-4 IPAs peppered among a rake of regular/cheap lager

Well you did ghost her user, people don't tend to react well to that

i once pied this girl off (she had a boyfriend at the time) by saying, "i can't, you're like a sister to me"

people who don't drink are always smug about it like they are better than you but in reality they are themselves boring
unles you are some sort of adrenaline junky who jumps off buildings or something, even those guys probably drink because getting drunk is enjoyable and sociable

You can drink a nice IPA without being a pretentious twat

Nothing, but they’re almost like soft drinks. You don’t see the old three martinis for lunch, a bottle of port before bed style drinking anymore.

Sneezed on the tube and everyone looked at me.

Just sent this post to the Danish embassy

There's still mongs posting in the old thread kek

Odd post

only virgin freaks would contemplate using 'P plates'. BMW/van/Audi cunts probably purposefully terrorise cars with a P plate (and rightly so)

would swim through molten lava for a sniff of Julia Louis-Dreyfus rectum

Yes you can

But when you start calling Amstel drinkers "Plebs" and talking about hops, you're a wanker, that's what wine is for

Mums telling me to take some of her Vitamin C capsule things to protect against the virus haha. Silly mum doesnt realise I dont even want to live.

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Fucking FREAK.

sobriety is mega cringe

What a bunch of characters

dont lad you're just outing yourself as a gimp
just try not to give a shit about what anyone else thinks of your driving/speed, as long as you dont crash it's literally fine

/brit/ is so boring to me now

To the tune of i love little girls by oingo boingo

kek

would actually be a clever marketing campaign

What excites you?

>alcoholism and spirits are epic and manly
>beer? heh, might as well be drinking lemonade kid
fucking state of you

You lot are lucky having P plates optional

true but what else is there

in the time of coronavirus I died of ligma

What are you talking about. Beer and wine have always been the most popular alcoholic drinks. Some people get the liquors and fortified wines out at Christmas, it's always been that way. People regularly drinking things harder than beer and wine are just alcoholics rather than casual drinkers.

reckon it was better than living in commie russia or god forbid the ukraine

Hahaha pussy plate pussy plate

Shut your stinking mouth. I'm going on the motorway for the first time so I don't want dickheads like them acting like cunts. I'll defensive drive their arses to piss them off if they try

Going to drink most of a bottle of wine and go to bed at 10 ready for that 6am alarm oooh yeah

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Indeed mate

obsessed with the idea of bringing back dead languages

Then they get out and fucking strangle you for being such a runtoid bellend

t. your typical Pussy Plate bender

Stay on the left hand lane, you slack arsed puff

kek this is me

>vitamin c
oh that won't help you
what you want is vitamin d

*rams you off the road*
*cars pull over to laugh*
*police cheer me and take pics of you to post online*

By the Oingo boingo brothers

Been fully licensed for years now but yeah

I only drink Carling, and lots of it

Are you a woman or just a homosexual?