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don't @me soft liver

Tonight is me 5th night off the piss
If I make it 2 weeks I'll reward myself with a nice 6 pack of Coopers XPA

Depression and related mental illnesses

hey SIMMPPY
how are you dealing with your simmppo self la

not everyone works as a woolworths cashier you freak
i have my own tiny and shit office where I can do whatever the fuck I want with no oversight

if I created a script to automate software development, I'd be a multi-billionaire/super-villain

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis