/brit/

Trying to cut back on the grog but prolly gonna get a few bottles of Guinness Extra Stout for st paddy's day

cheap nasty whisky

On this day in British History

>1470 – War of the Roses: The Battle of Losecoat Field results in a victory for the Yorkists over the Lancastrians
>1689 – James II of England lands at Kinsale, starting the Williamite War in Ireland.
>1811 – Peninsular War: A day after a successful rearguard action, French Marshal Michel Ney once again successfully delays the pursuing Anglo-Portuguese force at the Battle of Redinha
>1930 – Mahatma Gandhi begins the Salt March, a 200-mile march to the sea to protest the British monopoly on salt in India
>1942 – The Battle of Java ends with the surrender of the American-British-Dutch-Australian Command to the Japanese Empire in Bandung, West Java, Dutch East Indies
>1950 – The Llandow air disaster kills 80 people when the aircraft they are travelling in crashes near Sigingstone, Wales. At the time this was the world's deadliest air disaster
>1968 – Mauritius achieves independence from the United Kingdom
>2019 – In the House of Commons, the revised EU Withdrawal Bill was rejected by a margin of 149 votes.

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going to become an antarctic explorer lads

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the USA is technically the first and only secular democratic republic.

whereas i haven't drunk since november

cannot believe you cunts drink everyday

sort yourselves out

Imagine eating one of Emma Watson’s turds. I bet they’re delicious, like chocolate.

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You ever start feeling like you really fancy a wank only to realise you had one less than 2 hours ago?

aye

Steel Reserve

and thats how we know secular democratic republics are shit

when did /brit/ get so alcoholic?

How do you manage drinking everyday? Would just make me feel like shit

got done by IT for watching youtube while at work the other day
literally some random chatbox application popped up in the corner of the screen and it was IT asking me to stop watching youtube and get back to work
think it must have been microsoft teams or something but it was still terrifying

recovering from cheap nasty rum myself

not really

only bad thing about drinking is that it makes me /brit/post

literally all me

an engineer is a machine for turning coffee into designs

>Uploading files from your IP range has been blocked due to abuse
NOT AGAIN FUCK

absolute runt behaviour. sort yourself out

not really. its great in practice. its just a shame the usa is filled with nutters who make a mockery of their honourable beginnings.

i used to practically give myself alcohol poisoning every night out at uni. it's the really bad hangovers that stopped me becoming alcoholic. much prefer the ol' mary jane to cope with my depresssion etc but i'm alright now so i don't need it

literally on my way to the shops now to buy booze

stop abusing Yas Forums then

imagine voting for this

yesterday

6 hours and 22 minutes left

I don't, and when I do it's to abuse the janny via text.

aussie banter strikes again : )

that's why i used my phone to watch them at work

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loooool

tasteful cute girls

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that’s why I phone post, doubt the IT department is all that with it at toil but you never know

lel
calm down SIMPPY, i have the same issue, but remained calm and graceful for yonks
just deal with it

bet they all fucking jerked each other off after that one
most exciting thing that's ever happened to the IT department

don't @me soft hands

>didn't type back 'if you've got time to do this you've got time to actually do YOUR job as well'

you can stop doing this now
don't bother with the other one

>Tom Hanks has Corona

DIE BOOMER DIE

how incompetent is your management to allow employees free browsing their phones for hours instead of doing the work they are being paid to complete?

tom hanks is a coomer

*dies from cirrhosis*

thanks for the motivation x

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Except I have 2 Budweiser in the fridge so I may as well drink them. But tomorrow...I will not drink.

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oops. on the way to the hospital lads.

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This is very concerning...

>he doesn't work from home
>he hasn't created a script to automate 99% of his workload
how do you lads work under these conditions

don't @me soft liver

Tonight is me 5th night off the piss
If I make it 2 weeks I'll reward myself with a nice 6 pack of Coopers XPA

Depression and related mental illnesses

hey SIMMPPY
how are you dealing with your simmppo self la

not everyone works as a woolworths cashier you freak
i have my own tiny and shit office where I can do whatever the fuck I want with no oversight

if I created a script to automate software development, I'd be a multi-billionaire/super-villain

If peeing your pants is cool, consider me miles davis