How the fuck do people get so fat? How can you eat so much food? I just don't get it

How is it possible to misread posts this badly?

I am very conscious of every bite. In fact I take 4 or more bites form a SINGLE bit of chocolate and let it slowly melt on my tongue. I take several bites from literally everything cause I enjoy it so much. I despise people who gulp down food like they're garbage dispensers.
It has also nothing to do with boredom. If anything I tend to eat more then I'm busy cause I feel stressed.