Do Americans really

I remember loving drinking from the hose when I was a kid. There's something really tasty and copper like of water from the hose

Don't be a pansy; nobody's going to die.

You never drank sprinkler water as a kid?

the inside of a hose has mold, shit's nasty

Water from a hose hits diffrent

Yes. I've also shared drinking from a water trough with a horse, when you're thirsty you're thirsty.

I bet you have allergies

No, stop trying to look for arbitrary reasons to feel superior

Fuck off back to redd*t faggot

Im better than you