Dude it's only a 2% mortality rate, we're gonna be fine

come on dude i made this soyjak today

>When will thjs shit soijack meme end? It's been nearly half a year.

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it will stay here forever like sneed on Yas Forums

its true though, you really think this is gonna be the end of the world?
Hapooners are the worst

Mortality rate is only part of the metrics for understanding epidemics. It’s no surprise the American flags are so preoccupied with it though, since we don’t even consciously register mass shootings if the body count is under a certain threshold.

if you want lower chances of randomly dying, you could move to venezuela. 0.3% is still very high

I wouldnt be surprised if my last flu 2 weeks ago was corona, to me it felt like a cucked weak flu, i sweat that bitch out in 3 days. My brother though was a different case and had a really bad flu and i think i got it from him. He works at a big monument and deals with thousands of turists every day.

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Will he make it? He's 22 but has the physique and appearance of a 62 year old

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I came down with a flu about a day after my boss came from San Francisco. He got sick as well and was out for a few days. I had all the typical symptoms of covid-19 (fever, runny nose, aches) and it was extremely mild. Beat that shit 2 days later, only had to take some Acetaminophen.

Don't underestimate this virus, guys. Seriously, don't. Shit could seriously hit the fan here very soon (yeah, even worse than it already has)