Dude it's only a 2% mortality rate, we're gonna be fine

come on dude i made this soyjak today

>When will thjs shit soijack meme end? It's been nearly half a year.

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it will stay here forever like sneed on Yas Forums

its true though, you really think this is gonna be the end of the world?
Hapooners are the worst

Mortality rate is only part of the metrics for understanding epidemics. It’s no surprise the American flags are so preoccupied with it though, since we don’t even consciously register mass shootings if the body count is under a certain threshold.

if you want lower chances of randomly dying, you could move to venezuela. 0.3% is still very high

I wouldnt be surprised if my last flu 2 weeks ago was corona, to me it felt like a cucked weak flu, i sweat that bitch out in 3 days. My brother though was a different case and had a really bad flu and i think i got it from him. He works at a big monument and deals with thousands of turists every day.

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Will he make it? He's 22 but has the physique and appearance of a 62 year old

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I came down with a flu about a day after my boss came from San Francisco. He got sick as well and was out for a few days. I had all the typical symptoms of covid-19 (fever, runny nose, aches) and it was extremely mild. Beat that shit 2 days later, only had to take some Acetaminophen.

Don't underestimate this virus, guys. Seriously, don't. Shit could seriously hit the fan here very soon (yeah, even worse than it already has)

Do Italians really?

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Yes.

>dude it's only a 2% mortality rate, we're gonna be fine

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>Dude, it's only 3800 deaths so far, stop being so worried! What do you mean "exponential growth"? What does that have to do with the flu?

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>German figures are not faked, I s-swear

>officially over 1000 infected
>0 deads

My neurons are twitching

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I don't know how much time you spend on/tv but Sneed posters have been completely BTFO by jannies

i see sneedposts and baneposts everytime i go there

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>Tourist

Who the hell visits Portugal?

>swine flu
>avian flu
>zika
>ebola
all diseases i was told would kill us all, and they didn't. why would this one be different, specially when this is actually the third outbreak of the virus (the first one being from fuckinf 2002)

>tfw immune system is so bowerful I destroyed the common flu I had a week ago in 1 day

none of those shut down first world countries like this did to china. do you not watch TV?

not you because you are a poor fat neet

It is really not so bad here
You need clean and good medical and it is no problem

brits and spaniards

china
first world

>China
>1st world

for people under 50 its a less than 1 percent chance

>China
>first world
????????????

thinner and richer than you Barbosa

china
3rd world shithole

This. It's why it's so pathetic that they are doing a better job at containment than the US/Europe.

they're not, thousands are dying every week

yea because they can do whatever they want and treat people like pigs

Millions are dying actually you leftist piece of shit. Go to r/HongKong for the real news.

>THIS IS UNHEARD OFF!! WE'RE REALLY GOING TO BE EXTINCT THIS TIME!!!

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Go to if you wanna be a nigger faggot

This is why Trump won.

no they aren't since it made its way to italy and the rest of the world from china you dumb cryptozhang.

I can tell by your text patterns that you have an IQ below 100. Crazy how easy it is to tell,

Germany brought it to Italy which then spread it throughout Europe. Shit they even reinfected China.

>makes comment about IQ
>ends sentence with comma
Christ leftists. Every fucking time.

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it's a beautiful country with friendly people, retarded american. Stawy away from Lisboa tho, I haven't been in a worst place

I was actually only 50% sure the first time but now it's a 100% guarantee.
Kill yourself nigger.

>less than half the human population in half a year
Omfg bros this is nothing, trust (((me)))

Yeah just killem
Boomers? Just let em die

Yeah bro 0,3% for non boomers were all gonna die. Id actually be glad if boomers fucked off

>...and I got it

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I honestly find myself loving this meme even though I tell myself I hate it, because it's literally unbeatable.

Yeah and 0,3% of half the population is still a very large number retard

Yeah, but you're a social outcast with no purpose or standing whatsoever.

Who cares, we have huge overpopulation anyway
No im not you dumb knor

>half a year
Nigger it's been over a year

People who want to get rid of their kids

based

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Which country is going to benefit the most from boomers dying en-mass (like they fucking deserve) ?