We win
Spain has overtaken Japan
they are coming here for easter man
90% of our cases come from diaspora coming here.
do they really
Time to cancel Easter Jesus will understand if its in the name of Romanian health
What is chance of averange poster dying to corona
sadly not high enough
Congratualtions, Spain! You're finally officially western European. So what did you beat those gooks in, economy? Innovation?
>Corona virus
Never speak to me again s*uthoid
Arriba EspaƱa!
If I had a magic time machine I would get a ticket to Diamond Princess then run around licking all the handrails/doorknobs I can find.
I'd get the gold star red carpet treatment in quarantine facilities and hospitals with nurses in full hazmat gear, probably get care packages and balloons delivered for me from well wishers all over. Sure there would be a stigma against me from some doomers but that would wear off in a few months after the rest of these suckers get it.
Unfortunately I have no magic time machine and when I get corona virus, I'll get an army cot in a tent in the parking lot of a Walmart somewhere. Probably have to bid on a ventilator if I need one. Fucking sucks
Why Korea has so few deaths but many cases