Spain has overtaken Japan
haha just a flu bro *yawn* aren't you sleepy? i'm sure as hell am!
sleep kills the flu too!
dabbing on krauts
>Italy death rate
WTF?
old people
oh no no no imagine dying from corona
>0 (ZERO) deaths
Once again Germans are actually dabbing on the whole world and the virus itself.
it's over, shitting is starting to hit the fan
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why are germans so powerful?
Most of the deads are died WITH, not by Corona virus.
It was fun how media tried to spread the panic, in the first weeks they said everything about the deads and who they were, people with cancer in their last days, people died by heart attack, one died in a shooting and such.
It's just a movie.
Cause your gov are lying.
Just see how weird of your data by comparing with other countries.
>statpadding low cases
>statpadding low death count
c'mon show us the real data already.
>shitaly
Yeah you totally aren't concealing your numbers for Tokyo 2020 Takahashi-kun
it's kinda hard to hide deaths
>Italian damage control
explain this now
My region is running out of uregent-care spots...
This is starting not to be funny anymore.
Seriously though whats going on in Deutschland?
Thats the biggest reason why Hubei death rate got so much higher (4% vs. rest of China's .7%). The hospitals get blown out so you can't treat the ~20% of people requiring hospitalization. Thats why they were so fast to shut that shit down somewhere around ~20 deaths.
EU should have been building big temporary hospitals and rerouting equipment and workers to Italy last week. Instead it looks like every man for himself, and Italy isn't bothering to shut down. Between EU and USA, disappointment is an understatement.
germany is lying so hard lol
They are still beating us, I pray for our victory on this race
You can do "death from unknown pneumonia". There have been post-mortem cases now in Washington, Italy and Spain--hell the Spanish post-mortem case came weeks later (man died on Feb 13, tested postive for corona virus March 3).
Its a shitshow.
The US is fucked my dudes. Mark my words
our death rate is nearing 5 percent.
Sweden is on a moon mission, just you wait.
>old man dies from something
>gets buried next day
>
or
>man dies from pneumonia
>he wasn't tested for corona
>
Is there any place where i can bet on the which country will be on which spot in the rankings?
Because betting on germany being 2nd within at most 14 days would be the easiest money of my life.
There is zero quarantining here. Today alone, in NRW, the center of the outbreak, there were 3 full stadiums for footie games. This shit is gonna explode here even quicker than in italy.
its painfully obvious that the chink pm abe and nip politicians are hiding the real numbers.
>0
warm weather is coming
its fine
what the fuck last i heard italy had 200 cases now its 5k
My mum is going to travel there i hope she doesnt die
italy has one of the oldest population in europe, so most of them are probably old people.
japan lying about numbers for olympics
Good news is that while you do carry it you appear to be mostly immune from the harshest effects (death). You just become superspreaders and coof on everyone else, a whole nation of typhoid marys. Fun fact--Italy's outbreak was inherited from Germany.
Hot weather might slow it down but if you continue in the proud EU/USA tradition of "doing nothing or the bare minimum to stop it", it will still continue to spread until it cools off again in which case it will re-explode.
China needs to come yesterday and save us from ourselves.
>died in a shooting
Is that supposed to be better, wtf?
Italy has one of the oldest populations in the entire world, I think they are second only to Japan.
Unlike Japan though they run around hugging+kissing each other. Poor Nonna.
yes, imagine dying from it. its actually a ploy established by the chinks to use this ruse to camouflage all the jews thats gonna die next.
I'm an American so I am biased but it does seem like dying in a shooting is way better. Its just like "oh shit ive been shot!" and then you either die instantly or bleed out over a few minutes/hours (you pass out way before you die though, my uncle was stabbed and he didnt even feel shit before he passed out from blood loss).
VS. Corona virus where you are hooked up to a ventilator for weeks slowly suffocating in your own lungs and multi organ failure and all this shit.
How are the Spanish catching it if they just sleep all day?
wtf you're supposed to like Japan
u mad? it's just that Turks have strong immune systems
>The year is 2020. Germany is entirely occupied by the Coronavirus. Well, not entirely... One small Bundesland of indomitable Germans still holds out against the Chinese invaders. And life is not easy for the Coronavirus who garrison the fortified camps of Nordrhein-Westfalen, Baden-württemberg, Bavaria and Berlin...
Why are Medoids so unsanitary?
>most of them
all of them*
only one was less than 75yo, and who knows about his previous healt condition
Theres that 38 year old athlete on death's door though, right? Or did he get better?
Corona normally takes like 3-4 weeks to kill people
lmao, why the fuck would I like a bunch of racist retards
I think germans are smart and use the experimental treatment methods like the anti_hiv medicine and chloroquine
And unlike italians or french they don't lick eachothers faces and hands. Maybe wear a mask or two. We'll see
Also Romania is gonna get fked most of our diaspora shitters are in those countries so....
but if they're diaspora they aren't in Romania
We win
they are coming here for easter man
90% of our cases come from diaspora coming here.
do they really
Time to cancel Easter Jesus will understand if its in the name of Romanian health
What is chance of averange poster dying to corona
sadly not high enough
Congratualtions, Spain! You're finally officially western European. So what did you beat those gooks in, economy? Innovation?
>Corona virus
Never speak to me again s*uthoid
Arriba España!
If I had a magic time machine I would get a ticket to Diamond Princess then run around licking all the handrails/doorknobs I can find.
I'd get the gold star red carpet treatment in quarantine facilities and hospitals with nurses in full hazmat gear, probably get care packages and balloons delivered for me from well wishers all over. Sure there would be a stigma against me from some doomers but that would wear off in a few months after the rest of these suckers get it.
Unfortunately I have no magic time machine and when I get corona virus, I'll get an army cot in a tent in the parking lot of a Walmart somewhere. Probably have to bid on a ventilator if I need one. Fucking sucks
Why Korea has so few deaths but many cases
Can't wait till it's spread in India
i am in lombardy, where hospitals are already at saturation
today medical staff said that they'll start ICU rationing based on age (the youngest patients get the scarce resource)
Based and Astérixpilled
they test alot. By alot I mean 10k per day, in 3 day they test more people than italy ever tested. Drive trhu testing is what it takes.
By doing so you get almost every asymptomatic cases. Add the fact that people avoid one another and rush hours won't exist for some weeks and people works from as much as possible and you get this graph
Based 自由中國