I'm honestly shocked by how much stuff was left up in the air.
Gems are artificial robot like beings
>the diamonds, Morty. Christ, the diamonds. I created them to propose to your grandmother. A unisex race that never the less leaned towards the feminine. I wanted to -urp- prove to your grandma that the divine feminine could be strong and independent - a whole different situation from the Gazorpians, instead of a sexual divergence, this was to be a group of actually strong and independent women
>And I fucked it all up Morty! Even though they had the capacity and tendency to just, like, reproduce among themselves, they turned into conquerors. T-they thirsted for penis, Morty! Even though the very concept was unnecessary, they needed the cock! Their sexual frustration - which they SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD - overwhelmed them!
>Thank goodness they existed in a universe without humans. I can only imagine the amount of crap they'd dump on a human male, were they to find one.
I really wanted to have an episode for that. The telling of the creation myth of the Gems. Only issue is that since White Diamond still exists would be kind of weird. Unless there were older/harder set that operated in another galaxy and White was simply the one installed in the Milky Way.
it's turtles all the way down, user. "you give a mouse a cookie" except you give anons some lore.
All I want is the complete history of the universe Steven Universe exists in from its creation to end.
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it will not satisfy you, user. the human drive to solve mystery is never equivalent to the satisfaction from actually solving it. it is inevitably an unbearable pressure released by a weak, ruined orgasm, followed with a hollow fatigue.
magicians know this, that's why they don't talk about their techniques. they are desirable for the questions, not the answers.
Have you ever considered the fact that maybe they just evolved into what they are now
I mean no one created us, we just evolved into existance
Sometimes when a carbon-heavy star dies they leave behind their core, crystalized into a planet sized diamond from all the pressure
My shitty theory is that the diamonds and homeworld itself came from a one of those fuckers. There was a whole sentient diamond planet that wanted to be perfect and shit but believed it's emotions (or whatever the fuck Blue Yellow and Pink represent) to be obstacles towards achieving that, so down the line it separated it's conscience into four pieces of diamond it made from itself, with White being the main part of it's consciousness hence the implication that the other three were apart of White herself, the left over husk of the diamond planet itself was used to make Homeworld
That would explain why the gems swear by the Stars.