Gems are artificial robot like beings

I'm honestly shocked by how much stuff was left up in the air.

>the diamonds, Morty. Christ, the diamonds. I created them to propose to your grandmother. A unisex race that never the less leaned towards the feminine. I wanted to -urp- prove to your grandma that the divine feminine could be strong and independent - a whole different situation from the Gazorpians, instead of a sexual divergence, this was to be a group of actually strong and independent women

>And I fucked it all up Morty! Even though they had the capacity and tendency to just, like, reproduce among themselves, they turned into conquerors. T-they thirsted for penis, Morty! Even though the very concept was unnecessary, they needed the cock! Their sexual frustration - which they SHOULDN'T HAVE HAD - overwhelmed them!

>Thank goodness they existed in a universe without humans. I can only imagine the amount of crap they'd dump on a human male, were they to find one.

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I really wanted to have an episode for that. The telling of the creation myth of the Gems. Only issue is that since White Diamond still exists would be kind of weird. Unless there were older/harder set that operated in another galaxy and White was simply the one installed in the Milky Way.

it's turtles all the way down, user. "you give a mouse a cookie" except you give anons some lore.

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All I want is the complete history of the universe Steven Universe exists in from its creation to end.

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it will not satisfy you, user. the human drive to solve mystery is never equivalent to the satisfaction from actually solving it. it is inevitably an unbearable pressure released by a weak, ruined orgasm, followed with a hollow fatigue.

magicians know this, that's why they don't talk about their techniques. they are desirable for the questions, not the answers.

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Have you ever considered the fact that maybe they just evolved into what they are now
I mean no one created us, we just evolved into existance

Sometimes when a carbon-heavy star dies they leave behind their core, crystalized into a planet sized diamond from all the pressure

My shitty theory is that the diamonds and homeworld itself came from a one of those fuckers. There was a whole sentient diamond planet that wanted to be perfect and shit but believed it's emotions (or whatever the fuck Blue Yellow and Pink represent) to be obstacles towards achieving that, so down the line it separated it's conscience into four pieces of diamond it made from itself, with White being the main part of it's consciousness hence the implication that the other three were apart of White herself, the left over husk of the diamond planet itself was used to make Homeworld

That would explain why the gems swear by the Stars.

user, nobody on SU cared enough to actually worldbuild this setting in detail because the setting is just a backdrop. SU is about coded LGBT elements and mental illnesses/disorders.
now, does setting it in a plot about a singular galactic civilization undermine most of its contrived emotional plot-points and themes?
Yes, but the main point to take away is if you expected Sucrose to genuinely give a shit about lore and actual fantasy storytelling you're either a boy or an idiot.

What if she just wanted to draw pretty gem beings?

>we still don't agree on what created humans

>I mean no one created us, we just evolved into existance
I can tell you've never delved into actual philosophy or science, let alone theocratic philosophy.

Are you retarded? You wrote all that garbage so I assume you are.

It's confirmed they're artificial. The answer is "someone made them" like someone created humans. We dont' know who kickstarted evolution and we never will. Sometimes the mystery is more interesting than the answer.

user just say God. Seriously, there's no evidence we were created artificially by some alien or whatever.

Sucrose has repeatedly stated its about shoving as much LGBTBBQ shit as she can through shallow anime references and nonsense emotional plots, because she's a narcissistic goblin. So of course she draws these holographic rock not-lesbians-but-they're-lesbians *wink* shit because she's an attentionwhore.

>are you retarded?
Yeah

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Are you?
You are asking questions that the series and its creators clearly don't care about, and you look like an idiot trying to piece together the malformed lore of a show that never cared about exploring anything past what it bare minimum needed to in order to create some contrived drama for the characters to experience.

>gems are artificial robot like beings
No they're not.
>The creator is making something that appeals to them and not me so THEY'RE the narcissist
OK.

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