If Batman was given a week of prep time would anyone be able to stop him?
If Batman was given a week of prep time would anyone be able to stop him?
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See the dumb thing about the prep time meme is that non one, not even Batman, is prepared for everything. Sure forethought and planning go a long way, but even the slightest misstep can lead you to your pants around your ankles.
A Batman with two weeks of prep time.
yeah but Batman is a master strategist and has contingency plans for contingency plans. If he knew the exact threat he was dealing with he would have countless plans and backup plans. As seen here
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batwank is so fucking annoying, do you guys forget he's supposed to just be a normal human? sure he's "peak" human but that's basically just a really fit human. Batman should be getting his ass kicked much more than he is
look even with prep time, you need to be more specific on WHO he's battling.
let's say spider-man (also his anti-spider sense drug is never used after trying to make it canon, it doesn't make sense).
there is nothing in the dc or marvel universe that batman can use to stop his spider-sense.
spider-man can react faster than batman's punches, and is stronger.
sure batman is the best fighter, but spider-man can dodge more and be more agile than batman.
see all this above is just one example. if you're saying that with a week batman can beat anyone, then that's just pure bull right there.
you can't say "in a week i'll kick your ass" (maybe hank hill can)
Murphy's Law
You can't prepare for a cruise liner landing on top of you. You can't prepare for a human moving damn near as fast as a tachyon punching you in the face.
If literally anyone on the league wanted to they would destroy bruce, every robin, all of Gotham and probably half of metropolis before the rest showed up. GL, Superman, Wondy and obviously flash are canonically too fast to be seen when moving with effort.
Most of the teen titans could do the same if taken at face value with no PIS.
Prep-time is literally just PIS with a cooldown.
Yeah, plenty of people. Batman is hardly the king of preparation.
I'm deranged Superman. You're Batman. I've taken a cruise ship and placed a hydrogen bomb inside of it. I'm hovering high above the tallest building, over downtown Gotham. I'm preparing to not just drop the cruise but to hurl it as hard as I can downward before flying off to slam directly through Mt Kilauea to cause an eruption on my way to pick up a nuclear submarine which I will then hurl at LA.
How do you stop me?
I put a gun to Lois Lanes head
Meant to say, I told you I would do this last Tuesday, so you get your prep.
>inb4 Le sneaky sneaky Batman shows up with kryptonite while he sleeps.
Deranged Superman doesn't sleep. Deranged Superman counts the moments until he does what he said he would do and WISHES to hear even a single footstep within a mile of the FoS.
If the authors are not stupidly into the Batwan, a lot of things. Not even needing to go in the cosmic or dimensional tier
Dr. Manhattan, he would get raped by dr manhattan
Deranged Superman throws the cruise ship at you and Lois while laughing and jamming through magma half a world away before it even hits the ground.
Also Batman would never do this.
Oh and Dr savanna
>I'm deranged Superman.
not him, but ignore the batfag, I like batman, and I know a deranged superman can only be defeated by doomsday, and batman if that batmetal comic has batman mutated with Doomsday
No reason to believe this if you aren't insanely casual. Why would he be strong enough to destroy Superman? He has limits, they just aren't shown because he's a big fish in a small pond. Superman has tanked reality warping, he accidentally time travels he's so powerful, Doc would attempt to destroy him by ripping his atoms apart and find it would be no easier than a child bending steel.
If whatever writer was getting smart they may have him remove any solar energy first but we haven't seen him even attempt celestial manipulation. Who's to say he could control a supernova?
Sivana you fucking casual. Thank you for confirming what I said here:
Only casuals think Manhattan is OP.
You do. You could alternatively leave the thread rather than directly say you're here to not discuss the topic.
so a undestructable being, that can kill anyone from their particle can be beaten by a human sunflower? remember, he is in a higher plane than Superman, your just a superfag
>Deranged Superman ignores Doomsday and goes around destroying the world
Now what?
the series that had evil batman, It was batman combined with doomsday, it was pretty retarded
>Mr Mxyzptlk is a casual
>The entire JLA getting dicked by his Big Blue Cock is casual
>undestructable
You didn't understand a single page of watchmen with literacy like this.
>that can kill anyone from their particle can be beaten by a human sunflower
I just told you there I no reason to think superman innate shielding (the same thing that keeps his costume unharmed) would be penetrated by Manhattan.
>he is in a higher plane than Superman, your just a superfag
He is canonically from a lower plane given his contemporaries. He was the only superpowered being in watchmen.
Also I'm a billyfag which is why I didn't appreciate the casual misspelling Sivana above.
user you're the casual, not those plot points and characters. Legitimately seems you're too ESL to have a conversation with.
Why do spics love Batman and Doctor Manhattan so much? Alternatively why are spics always such casuals?
>user you're the casual
I'm not the one that forgot Mxy is terrified of Blue Dong
The guy literally survives getting his atoms ripped apart, that would kill any being, superman included
Wack, I waved
>You could alternatively leave the thread rather than directly say you're here to not discuss the topic.
Relax it's obviously a fucking joke pic taking the piss out of Batwankers.
IM OFFENDED, I AM NOT A BAT WANKER, I AM A BAT COCK SUCKER
but yeah, I love batman, but batwank is mental retardtation, give me an OP character and I will write it in a way that a bat wanker will feel pleasing
so you admitted your a casual?
>superman innate shielding (the same thing that keeps his costume unharmed)
Hit Superman with enough strengh and you can bypass his shield, harm him and destroy his cloths
>Mxy is terrified of Blue Dong
He was afraid of Jor-El casual. Oz was the person he was afraid of, and he didn't end up being Manhattan.
Read a comic some time.
Why LARP as me?