Jägermeister
Buy a girl a drink?
Landon Taylor
Adam Cox
How? If you can make it work it's a good source of emergency nutrition.
Draft beer.
Joseph Morales
I have a bunch of frozen meat that has been there for 8 years. I'm too afraid to look at it
Adrian Rogers
You afraid its gonna eat you?
Anthony Hill
Well it did fall from the sky...
James Ross
I'm afraid of losing my freaking mind by looking at it
Logan Hill
As far as references go, I'm torn between "Livin' in the Fridge" and "Toys in the Attic".
Elijah Young
ID.
Owen Wilson
Onion-chan’s bodily fluids
Andrew Rogers