Buy a girl a drink?

Buy a girl a drink?

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No

show feminine penis

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yes

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Kid,I have food in my fridge that is older than you

>Anything for you sis!

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Nigga that's gross

What is the go-to goth drink?

Jägermeister

How? If you can make it work it's a good source of emergency nutrition.
Draft beer.

I have a bunch of frozen meat that has been there for 8 years. I'm too afraid to look at it

You afraid its gonna eat you?

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Well it did fall from the sky...

I'm afraid of losing my freaking mind by looking at it

As far as references go, I'm torn between "Livin' in the Fridge" and "Toys in the Attic".

ID.

Onion-chan’s bodily fluids

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This is now a Lucycoln thread.

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Absinthe, come on

in b4 trans

"Yup, Lucy! That's what a penis looks like! And if you kiss it then it changes shape!"

”Show me.”

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I mean, the idea was that she'd kiss the prince herself and then things would go from there.

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>Lucy is trans
>Lucycoln

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>ywn have this
Why even live

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