JSA Storytime: Transformers

Good evening owls and robofuckers,

who will be wrong tonight

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Hello OP, missed last two threads so I'll just be playing catch up and lurking

i'm still 5 threads behind but sup

wild how casual the book was about "oh this transformer shit created life on earth and also gilgamesh is real"

HI user

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Not the other user that was still behind but I am almost right on track again, just finished Comboner Wars and only missing now.
I will participate here nonetheless and read. will read the other thing later.

Just here to say WINdblade did nothing wrong.

windblade a cute

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That Starscream calendar pin-up last thread is the closest thing yet to making me a robofucker.

I hope Needlenose or Starscream win, I don't like the colonies.

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ROBOT

ROLL

CALL

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I miss Prowl

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I wanna buy the MST3K robots on ebay

Me too. He and Starscream carry this whole story. The content is great btw., don't get me wrong, but you need interesting or likeable characters. Though the last arcs had some cool additions like Cosmos or Brawl.

I just think he's neat

seriously

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>Optimus pulling a bullet out of himself and then arrested the guy who fired it

that's the good shit

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Hi OP.
That's an easy answer. The President.

You think that's wild? In Prime, Earth was Transformers Satan.

Hi, ST! Not super late this time, but I won't be chatty as other stuff needs me right now.

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My brain is a bit scattered, I'm thinking I might go running tonight

I fucking hate running

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I went on a 5.5 hour hike at a county park today. Sweat is good.

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>I worked with the good-guy Cybertronians, and I never trusted them.
You never trusted Optimus. You never Trusted Bee. You never trusted Prowl when Jazz was around to keep him grounded. You never trusted Auntie Arcee. I'm not even a Geewunner but the idea of Spike NEVER trusting the Autobots just sounds fucking retarded.

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I can kinda see not trusting Bayverse Prime, but IDW1? I'd trust him life and death. Like:
"Will I die on this mission?"
>Almost certainly. I'm sorry.
"Will it make a difference in the war if I'm there?"
>Yes.
"Fuck it, I'm in."

Could you go swimming

We all know Bayverse Prime is for kissing

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I hate that considerably more than I hate running, I sink

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>I'm not even a Geewunner but the idea of Spike NEVER trusting the Autobots

I'm not a geewunner but have seen geewun and can accept that not all versions of Spike will be the same so I can accept that at least one would be a paranoid bitch that doesn't trust anyone like the IDW version

I bought a exercise bike two days before this whole shit happened and I'm glad I don't have to be outside with everyone else using their walk as an excuse to socialize

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I miss Kevin Matchstick.

>everyone else using their walk as an excuse to socialize
Fucking extroverts.

If it was just 'I don't trust them' it would be fine, but the way Spike is written, and the way everyone else reacts to him... it makes him feel like a character out of a bad fanfiction that was written to shit on characters the author didn't like, Spike included.

I also kinda feel that way with the EDC (you know, since they're dumb as a bag of hammers), and I *know* there was a thing with a lot of old-school British TF fans hating that organization to their core because they felt it was 'too Japanese'.

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