Which Yas Forums character would have made the best bearer of the one ring on it's journey to Mount Doom?

You just cross-reference the list of characters too stupid to be corrupted with those aided by narrative convenience. Spongebob, Philip J. Fry, Wacko from Animaniacs, Master Shake, and plenty of others could all make it to Mount Doom in the course of an episode.

Didn't Fry get corrupted by the magic die?

Shake would succumb to the promise of ladies and SpongeBob would be tempted by the promise of fry cook Fame

Anyone with flight.
Just zip that thing straight to Mordor and drop it in. Be done in an afternoon.

Being able to fly means a lot of power, a lot of power is extremely fast corruption

Taking it to Mordor is the easy part.
It's parting away with it that people dont like doing.
Remember it took Gollum and Frodo fighting for the ring for them to chuck it off the cliff

>ITT people not understanding that it's impossible to resist the ring