Why do americans do this?

To rake in the fucking money. Think about it. Hiveswap was a fucking disaster. Because of this he's left with no money to develop anything, and no credentials, because everyone hates him and don't trust him to actually deliver anything.

Best way to turn this all around is to get in leagues with an upper-middle class subtype. Trannies. Those HRT treatments cost serious cash, and politically speaking they're basically untouchable. The perfect ruse for Hussie to continue everything.

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This is not canon, June Egbert will never be canon.

Has John been made into a tranny in the new comic yet?

but why though

Do Americans really look like this?

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JOHN. IS. HAPPY!

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>Dark skin, white hair, blue eyes
What more can you ask for.

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roxy is so fuckin cute can't get over this

Roxy would NEVER.

this is possibly the best thing to come out of this stupid cashgrab