Whose dick do I have to suck to get a Moomin thread around here?

>Nigger, what homoshit is supposedly "coded" in moomins?
The cat that wants to be a dog. The old ladies who were turned to guys and ran off to go lay some girls.

>existential issues are fag issues
Having to grapple with who you are, what you are, what your purpose is and where you place is - is a natural topic for exploratory works.
There are a lot of myths and legends about similar topics. If you think all of those are about whatever mental illness you happen to have you are sorely mistaken.