>You guys throw around based so much its lost all meaning and is just another worthless buzzword.
Funny, that how I feel about "pussy"
Steven Universe
Cooper Bailey
Landon Johnson
Stevens never been to a doctor. He has no social security number. No insurance. He has no regular education. He has never interacted with people outside BC who all coddle and adore him just for being that "special kid." He has no real social life with other children and teens outside Connie who is stunted in her own way. For some reason teenagers tolerate him in all of this which is unrealistic even by this shows standards.
Connor Roberts
>>Bright-eye'd kid with a dream who left it all behind to take to the road and make it as a rockstar
he was another mans bitch during that entire thing
>>Seduced a magical alien queen so powerfully he stole her from her gay lover, who had already seduced her so powerfully that she gave up her nobility.
he managed to bang a fat chick, so manly
>>Worked hard at his 9-5 job while raising his son as a single father, making enough to provide his son with food, clothes, a home, and all the best video games despite how often those things were destroyed.
pretty sure his son is being raised by 3 lesbians and doesn't even attend school. He's a shit father.
>>Despite later becoming a millionaire he still kept up his carwash job because he provided a service to the community.
he could hire someone to do it and then run some charities or something, or maybe get off his ass and raise his son like a real man.
Evan Ward
Jeremiah Gray
>he was another mans bitch during that entire thing
He wasn't, as soon as Marty tried to force him to do things his way he fired him.
>he managed to bang a fat chick, so manly
Correct
>pretty sure his son is being raised by 3 lesbians and doesn't even attend school.
FOUR aliens, and himself. Pearl teaches him everything he needs to know based on a personalized lesson plan, and Greg teaches him anything he needs to know about human stuff.
>he could hire someone to do it and then run some charities or something
He can't there's a shortage of workers in beach City. The arcade manager the entire pier himself and it took the donut shop over a week to find one new employee.
>maybe get off his ass and raise his son like a real man.
He is literally there for him in every way whenever he needs him.
Nathaniel Barnes
>Stevens never been to a doctor.
The first time he needed one he was taken to one.
>He has no regular education. He has never interacted with people outside BC who all coddle and adore him just for being that "special kid."
>For some reason teenagers tolerate him in all of this which is unrealistic even by this shows standards.
Weird way of saying that people like him.
Ryder Cruz
SHATLAKAA
Bentley Brown
>The first time he needed one he was taken to one.
You're retarded. You don't NEED to be taken to a doctor to see one on a regular. This also includes dentists and hes a fat little fuck who eats tons of sugar and snacks.
>Weird way of saying that people like him.
They like him in the same way kids adore a small puppy or a special needs child. Hes stunted and adorable on a surface value, but many people shouldnt tolerate him on age and maturity alone.
Austin Edwards
>many people shouldnt tolerate him on age and maturity alone.
Well, he's never done anything wrong so literally everyone should tolerate him for no reason whatsoever.
Dominic Ramirez
>Steven gets taken to his monthly check-up
"Mmhmm, mmhmm, looks good, ah yes well, by all rules of recorded medical science you should be dead already. I have no idea how your physiology works and, being the first of your kind, neither does anyone else sooooo... See y'all next month I guess."