ITT we continue to talk about retcons that should have never happened...

I could easily see Chris Pratt's chin and mouth in that costume

The movie version is fine. Different, sure but I genuinely can appreciate why and how Gunn changes it basically mixing it with Starhawk's. Plus I always see the movies as alternate universes anyway.

My problem is with fucking Bendis and Humphries having the gall to say "lol his first appearance (and thus every story between it and annihilation) isn't canon (even though it was implied to be)" and then expecting us to eat up their abominable knockoffs of the proto/movie origin as the absolute canon. It's disrespectful and disingenuous as fuck.

>Sentient alien parasite suit that gives you enhanced abilities and shit , and is also a spurned lover that bonded with someone else who hated the same guy
Neat.
>Planet of the symbiotes: original suit is actually some freak for bonding with its host, we are shown that the main race assumes direct control and drains the hosts till they drop
Cool, interesting
>The fucking Klyntar retcon
Ewwww, fuck you Bendis
>Everything regarding Knull
Wha in the actual FUCK

The obvious one
>Magneto was never related to the twins and they aren't mutants

I'd like to make a blanket statement against cross media synergy based retcons.

Winter SoldierYeah

I think part of why that run is loved so much is that the character had been coming out of mediocre-at-best runs from the likes of Robert Kirkman and absolute trash from Christopher Priest and then Brubaker comes along and all of a sudden the book is fantastic. I am generally opposed to resurrections but if all of them were handled as well as Bucky Barnes, they wouldn't be so bad.

user, how well a lousy premise is executed is irrelevant. WS is a trash concept.

>There's this character who's a super deadly super soldier spy that has been around for decades, but never mentioned before and he has killed tons of people, but it's not his fault, because he was brainwashed and is plagued by DARKNESS and ANGST over his actions who are not at all his fault and he has a superbody and a cool metal arm and did I mention he's the best friend of captain america and an old lover of the black widow who she loved more than her canon husband, even though we've been shown she really did love Alexei and no one else at that time?

This isn't a character.
It's a shitty early 00s deviantart self insert OC.
WS IS TRASH.

Spider-Man is the king of shit retcons.
>Sins Past
>Spider Totem
>Peter can knock off every single villain’s jaw and totally could have since the very beginning please ignore the thought bubbles that say otherwise
>Everything that happened during the Clone Saga
>Any time they brought back dead villains

Marvel characters are subjected to mind control all the time, though. Plus to my recollection he was killing people in backwater Soviet SSRs, so who would notice?
>I'm not going to defend the Black Widow thing, though. Could've done without it.