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Why do vampires get so much more Yas Forums material compared to werewolves...
Asher Hughes
Jordan Campbell
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sadly furries have ruined werewolves and made them a joke which sucks because werewolves are a cool concept
Alexander Carter
Werewolves always felt more thematically inconsistent as "monsters" than Vampires...
>only a significant threat for- at best?- a couple days out of the month, and even then only seem to 'turn' at night (even though the moon can be out in daylight hours)
>the specifics of them being "wolves" (rather than a more catch-all generic beast, or variety of different kinds) always lend themselves towards generic furfaggotry
>their weaknesses, all specifics to their affliction, and overall physiological mechanics never make any sense (as pointed out in "Monster Squad", wouldn't you think blowing a werewolf the fuck up should work?)
At least vampires have an extreme plethora of weaknesses to counterbalance their significantly versatile abilities, lycanthropes just feel like a nerfed version of that.
Wyatt Perez
>furries have ruined werewolves
Do you think that's something fixable? Vampires managed to bounce back from Twilight.
Christian Turner
Oh, no! Don't let the Slavic fairytale men get me! Saints, preserve us! Get the garlic and wolf's bane!
Dominic Lee
I like how in Vampire The Masquerade Werewolves are so powerful that the vampires prefer to avoid them.
Jose Young
Robert Perez
Well vampires can only do things at night too
Kevin Martinez
vampires serve as a metaphor for a lot of things drug abuse, serial killers, the rich, blood diseases, cultural taboo, sexuality, other cultures, the human condition and a lot of other things. Werewolves are pretty much just "need to repress" and thats it. Vampires have no time constraints either where as a were wolf has only thirteen nights of the year.
The vampire is the ultimate expression of high risk and high reward. You can try to fuck the vampire but they might kill you. You can become a vampire or they could kill you. As a vampire you could die in an instant due to one of their many weaknesses or you could live till the heat death of the universe. When fighting a vampire you could stomp it with one of these weaknesses or it could easily destroy you with its awesome supernatural abilities. Theres no greater thrill of risk vs reward with a werewolf. You have a shitty time once every month. You are about as awe inspiring as woman on her period.
Jack Stewart
What about the patrician creature?