Why do women do this?

Men distinguish themselves from other men based on actions, not words.

>getting shampoo out of a bottle isn't an action

So wasteful. This is giving me anxiety.

Normal Guys: SPORTS
Me: COMICS

Girls want to be thought of as "quirky" because they think that it makes them more unique when actually, it just makes them just like all of the other girls who think of themselves as "quirky."

I was in a class with this girl and she had to tape a paper sign to a window. She made a huge production about how much tape that she was using when she was taping the sign up and she seemed to think that acting like a toddler was quirky or rebellious or whatever when really, it just made her look stupid and wasteful.

Take showers?
I certainly don't, I like to wallow in my filth.

>OtherGuys/Me type comics.
There were back in mid 2000's, they died for a reason, well most of them anyways.

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Those already exist

Follow up question: Why do you care?

Pretty sure there's a Dobson comic like that, but I don't hate myself enough to go looking for it