So why do YOU wish to join Cobra, user?

Good dental and a 401k.

To seize the American Dream, and make it my bitch. It's either this or Nod.

>when the knock off is better

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...Are you going to list a time when that statement is applicable?

I find snake cool

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I want to drive a buzz boar.

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Self preservation and the promise of financial reward

No particular reason

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GIVE ME A HISS TANK!

Remember the time the robot Serpent O.R. accessed the Matrix of Leadership and became Serpentor Prime?

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