So why do YOU wish to join Cobra, user?
So why do YOU wish to join Cobra, user?
Nolan James
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Michael Garcia
Based serpentor poster, let’s hope Based Senior Duncan poster joins us
Nicholas Jones
I was informed you provide excellent dental.
Ethan Johnson
Because I want your giant cock buried in my ass, bloating me with cum as I gain the greatest orgasm ever.
Michael Jones
To eradicate the gays from the planet.
Julian Bailey
Duality of man
David Torres
Because I'm drawn to the sexy action packed lifestyle of the professional henchman.
David Green
I wanna be a strato-viper.
Carter Bennett
Austin Green
I heard Cobra has a great pension plan.
Luis Powell
Hydra turned me down.
Samuel Jenkins
But I could never be a henchman I'm just a normal guy between the ages of 18 and 30, a loner and lacks ties to friends and family.
Adam Gray
Because i heard that Crashing through the sky
Comes the fearful cry. Armies of the night
Evil taking flight. No where to run No where to hide Panic spreading far and wide. Sounds awesome like it should be a theme song for something. Hail Cobra.
Andrew Richardson
That is a stone cold groove.
Chase Watson
>Cobra
>COBRAAAA
Cameron Cooper
I heard you guys have meatloaf day.
Carter Price
Because fuck the state.
Colton Long
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She might not have the tits for it, but besides that, Cockburn is one fine Baroness
Jacob Martinez
>So why do YOU wish to join Cobra, user?
FOR THE EMPEROR!
For a laser rifle and a cool uniform
For conquering the world, and crushing our enemies forever
and to be part of the Cobra Parachute Drop
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Aaron White
he rape squads
Oliver Ortiz
Good dental and a 401k.
Parker Ramirez
To seize the American Dream, and make it my bitch. It's either this or Nod.
Juan Bailey
>when the knock off is better
Ayden Perez
...Are you going to list a time when that statement is applicable?
John Long
I find snake cool
Nolan Campbell
I want to drive a buzz boar.
Jacob Diaz
Self preservation and the promise of financial reward
Owen Sanchez
No particular reason
Daniel Anderson
GIVE ME A HISS TANK!
Jayden Miller
Remember the time the robot Serpent O.R. accessed the Matrix of Leadership and became Serpentor Prime?
Ryder King
Samuel Brooks
nice dental plan!!
Carter Carter
Sphinx!
Gavin Hernandez
I want a cool, snake themed nickname
Isaac Flores
Life experience
Gavin Ramirez
The pension program.
Y'all have so few people that make it that long, you have the budget to have a LOT of extra perks.
Justin Mitchell
Snakes are cool
Also I want to watch the Baroness walk around in her skin-tight outfit
Bentley Thompson
i hear cobra soldiers will get free pussy from whatever countries they take over, and im definitely not going to lose that opportunity
I'm seconding this user about baroness
Sebastian Reed
Yes, we do. ONLY THE FINEST FOR THE FINEST SOLDIERS!
We shall do both! THIS I CUM-MAND!
THE GLORY OF WAR IS ALWAYS SEXUAL!
HAIL TO THEE NEW STRATO VIPER
The loyalty I ask cannot be bought with money. Only blood!
THE FOOLS! YOU SHALL SERVE THE TRUE EMPEROR OF SNAKES!
Fool! Join GI Joe! You could never fit our organization with those qualities!
HAIL COBRA! WELCOME, LOYAL VIPER!
We cancelled that after Cobra Commander attempted to poison me! The FOOL! NO VENOM HAS BEEN CONDUCTED THAT CAN CONQUER THE COBRA EMPEROR!
YES!
We are a Title IX friendly organization.
HA! Why would you join Nod?
What. Did. You. Say?
GLORIOUS! WE SHALL FIGHT TOGETHER IN BATTLE AND CRUSH OUR ENEMIES!
Aiden Ross
Oh look, Serpentor! Look at this awesome poison free food I got you wow it sure is good mmm you should try some
Brandon Campbell
Pardon me, but could you help out a fellow American who's down on his luck?
Oliver Smith
FOR COBRA!
And the Baroness' sweet ass
Hudson Roberts
GET OUT!
user! THERE ARE NO SIMPS IN COBRA! Except for me!
Hunter Hughes
>
>We shall do both! THIS I CUM-MAND!
I laughed way too hard at this.
Josiah Cook
THANK YOU, COBRA COMMANDER! NORMALLY YOU ARE A FOOL, BUT TODAY THAT YOU GIVE ME THIS FOOD I AM GRATEFUL FOR YOUR SERVICE!
...are you attempting to poison me, traitor?
thanks senpai
Blake Fisher
Oy! I don't overvalue her. I just want to use her body as visual entertainment.
If she dies she dies, she wasn't strong enough for the glory of COBRA
Nolan Flores
i like sneks
Anthony Fisher
In hopes, my great Serpentor, that you order us to kill everyone associated with that terrible live-action GI Joe movie. And obviously sir, not because they made Cobra Commander look like a complete tool. Why would you even care about a man whose spent his whole life failing you. But because YOU were left out of the movie! What insolence!
All I ask is you spare the actresses who played Scarlett and Baroness so that I may punish them by forcing them to have disappointing sex in a three-way with me.
Isaiah Young
THEN YOU SHALL LOVE COBRA!
Fair enough.
You are a sick man. Which is why I’m putting you on the Dreadknocks!
Michael Peterson
What?! Preposssssterousssss! I would never poison my great Emperor, Serpentor! Enjoy your meal, ssssssire.
It’s all safe, right Yas Forums?
Liam Ward
Because the benefits are fucking based. Be a domestic terrorist with a cool uniform AND collect social security from the government you're trying to overthrow? How could you not want that?
Cooper Moore
>THEN YOU SHALL LOVE COBRA!
yay!
Jayden Reed
Because I want to get doubleteamed by Scarlett and Lady Jaye...
Carson Cooper
Fucking sweet! Four-way adding Zarana! I will not fail you my lord!
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Cooooobraaaaaaa lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala *GASP* lalalalalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa. Huff..huff..huff...god damn. You need a..whew...powerful set of lungs for that battle cry.
Liam Edwards
Fine, I shall consume
COBRAAAAAAA!
You dare? YOU DARE?!
oh
Aiden Hernandez
Cobra is surprisingly equal opportunity.
Benjamin Martin
I want to conquer Germany, and purge it.
Easton Perry
To Clap Them Baroness Cheeks
Joshua Torres
An spot in Cobra would be a good quality job in this forsaken world, which is better than wageslaving, therefore making the organization the best group to join. Also cobras are cool.
Grayson Harris
Um, Lord Serpentor specifically hired me to cook poisoned food, Commander. Were you not informed?
Gabriel Clark
Cobra Commander:
"Don't listen to him, he's a fake! I'm the real Cobra Commander!"