But he did care. He just rationalized it so he wouldn't care. Basically, he couldn't handle being legitimately bummed, so me made up a fantasy tale to make himself feel better rather than just dealing with being bummed.
Is he the greatest turn around story on the internet? I've never seen anyone own up to intense cringe like he has
Christian Sullivan
Xavier Rogers
He mistakenly assumed bike thieves are people, which is pretty cringey
Nolan Mitchell
>own up to intense cringe
More like give in to intense cringe. Retarded libertarians acting like you're morally obliged to get angry.
Brody Sanders
>it's his wife that got fucked, not his bike
the person who made the edit fucked up big time.
James Morales
don't put happiness of others before yours
Eli Jenkins
Nobody likes a spineless worm.
The optimist view is
>It's just a bike, not worth ruining my week over. I learned from this experience, and will secure my next bike better
not
>Thank goodness the faggot who stole and resold my bike for a quick buck is happy his disregard for my feelings and possessions payed off
Mason Garcia
Utilitarians get the rope.
Robert Edwards
people took it seriously rather than as an obvious joke
Brayden Torres
>Thank goodness the faggot who stole and resold my bike for a quick buck is happy his disregard for my feelings and possessions payed off
Is a lot different to the reality of the comic which is
>ah shit my bike got stolen, maybe the other guy is happier with it
Grayson Roberts
What's it to you? Just because you're a self-serving cunt doesn't mean everyone has to be one.