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Nostalgia Critic Reviews Spider-Man
Man. This thumbnail is some nightmare fuel material. Not as bad as his Ducktales one but still. I think I'm gonna have nightmares about chibi Green Goblin Doug Walker raping me with a bat credit card, dropping me in Vegas and building the wall around it. Fuck...
>>"I had a father. His name is Uncle Ben"
>>NC Proceeds to shit on this saying it's the equivalent to "Ray Skywalker"
>>Calls the MCU Spider-Man movies the "Serious ones"
Fuck him.
Wait really? Jesus Doug
We are talking about the same guy who did a crossover episode with CinemaSins
Why would I care what some guy's opinion on Spider-Man is?
>comparing a man who raised you most of your life to a father
>Claiming the lineage of two random people you didn't even know for a week and barely did anything for you personally
For a critic Doug truly doesn't understand material targeted at children
The Amazing Spider-Man movies are serious, MCU Spider-Man is not.
The first one is, second one isn’t at all.
Ew, just when I thought I couldn't respect him less.
How the fuck did he come to that conclusion?
This is a very strong case in favour of Euthanasia
> serious
someone tl;dr I'm not watching this shit
It's the same sort of bullshit he's always had with the Raimi films over the years. He thinks Peter is too whiny even when he's dealing with actual personal issues, he thinks they're too goofy and kid friendly and somehow thinks the MCU films are more mature and serious, whenever Doug has a hot take he never backs down from it.
>>>Calls the MCU Spider-Man movies the "Serious ones"
WHY DOES HE CARE ABOUT THAT OLD MAN, I DONT GET IT!
I haven't watched his material after realizing the man rarely has a good argument. All funny faces and noises, no substance there.
She knew Leia for longer than a week and got most of her training from her. Though realistically she should have adopted the name Organa just like Leia did from the family that raised her.
You see this? This right here is why we don't have the same porn comic market Japan does. If this user was smart he would have drew this.
Your attempts to headcanon the sequels' story into cohesion are amusing.
>"I had a father. His name is Uncle Ben
It's a retarded line anyway, when one guy is the uncle and the other not related at all.
Peter is a ungrateful shithead.
Might as well bring some humor into this here thread.
Call me when he does Spiderverse next year and invites 3 whos, Black Nerd and AVGN. James is litteraly the only good part of post 2011 NC (Turtles, Mummy 2017, Joostice League)
I'd love it if fans made annotated versions with the skits and ads removed.
I think they're shit I'm just saying if they made decisions that made sense and wanted her to take the name of someone who meant something to her it would have been Leia's, not Luke's. And there's no reason for Leia as a grown-ass woman to have changed her name from Leia Organa to Leia Skywalker (maybe Leia Solo for a time except that her marriage fell apart).
WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS!?
Excellent point.
I mean that seems fitting for Yas Forums
Why do you niggers watch this shit?, he's a fucking janitor and a tryhard.
>he's a fucking janitor
Why do you look down on janitors?
What do you have against sanitation workers?
NC is a fucking retard, what else should be said?
Not enough casuals know Leia’s last name. Since JJ himself is a casual who only gives a shit about the original trilogy, he doesn’t think about how making Rey a Palpatine full stop destroys the entire saga.
>questions Jameson not ratting Peter out
Does he know nothing about Spider-Man?
They do it for free
Doug is truly an embarrassment.
BLACK MAN
How can one man be so consistently wrong?
It's like it's all an act that's been going on since 2009
>Complains about it been too lighthearted, not dark enough, and too kiddie for a pg 13 rating.
Forgets the bloody finale where osbourne is impaled through a brick wall.
>says the comics have a mix of serious and goofy moments, but this film is just goofy
This is where I give up, sure the Raimi films were goofy but they also had dark moments that were way more effective at been dark than any of the other spider-man movies
No. Doug and his brother know nothing about any of the crap they cover aside from the most random things like the history of M&Ms mascots
He has read like 5 issues in his life tops, he admitted to that on several occasions.
>these films are so kiddie, I don't know why they got a pg-13 rating.
>”Movies must be absolutely mind blowing or else their not good, movies must never be taken for what they are!”
>”Disney shouldn’t try to make anything other then fairy tale stories and musicals!”
>”This movie made for children didn’t impress me, come on filmmakers, I expected way more!”
>”I can act like an obnoxious, condescending prick as much as I like because I think I’m right about something!”
>”I don’t like creative thinking! Thinking outside the box scares me! WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE VEGAS!?”
This is how Doug thinks people.
Doug just likes to play devils advocate at times.
He's making this because back during the ASM movies, everyone was a Raimifag who treated them like the greatest and refused to see any good in the ASM movies, and people wouldn't even admit Raimi was corny back then.
Ever since the MCU Spidey....the goal posts have changed, now Raimi is out and Holland Spidey is in, and all the Disney shills bash Raimi, so now Doug feels like he has to address that
>now Raimi is out and Holland Spidey is in, and all the Disney shills bash Raimi
What a completely fabricated set of events. MCU fans say that Holland is a perfectly good Spider-Man, and EVERY SINGLE TIME raging Raimi autists like yourself pile into the thread to proclaim Tobey ONE TRUE SPAIDAMAN!!
No one disses Tobey's performance, unless you consider refusing to call it the end-all-be-all of Spider-man a diss (and you do).
If you are going to be a faggot on Yas Forums at least try to be an honest one.
When the ASM films came out he said he preferred thrm to Raimi's.
So?
It's because Doug doesn't get subtlety
Have you seen the movie?
Yeah I know that's what I was saying.
In this video he criticizes Raimi Spider-Man for being cheesey (like he did back in defense of ASM during those videos) but the greater point of the video is he's saying ACTUALLY....RAIMI WASN'T ALL BAD, in defense of Raimi against the more recnt MCU shills
I get that, but he clearly doesn't get the film when he criticizes key moments
Wait are there ppl saying the mcu films are better than raimi spudey?
I will say Tom Holland is better spiderman/Peter than Tobey maguire.
Heck, I will say Andrew Garfield is better than him.
Not gonna lie that review was funny
He eats up everything the MCU throws at him
WOMEN
he said he preferd elements of them over Raimi's
There are people on twitter claiming Far From Home is the best Spider-Man movie
But why?
I DON'T GET IT, WHY DOESN'T HE LOOK LIKE IRON MAN? WHAT THE FUCK!
NEW FILMS DON'T HAVE THIS GUY. WOMAN, BLACK GUY GET IN HERE
I see quite the opposite actually, if anything there's a massive hateboner for it.