Nostalgia Critic Reviews Spider-Man

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Man. This thumbnail is some nightmare fuel material. Not as bad as his Ducktales one but still. I think I'm gonna have nightmares about chibi Green Goblin Doug Walker raping me with a bat credit card, dropping me in Vegas and building the wall around it. Fuck...

>>"I had a father. His name is Uncle Ben"
>>NC Proceeds to shit on this saying it's the equivalent to "Ray Skywalker"

>>Calls the MCU Spider-Man movies the "Serious ones"

Fuck him.

Wait really? Jesus Doug

We are talking about the same guy who did a crossover episode with CinemaSins

Why would I care what some guy's opinion on Spider-Man is?

>comparing a man who raised you most of your life to a father
>Claiming the lineage of two random people you didn't even know for a week and barely did anything for you personally

For a critic Doug truly doesn't understand material targeted at children

The Amazing Spider-Man movies are serious, MCU Spider-Man is not.

The first one is, second one isn’t at all.

Ew, just when I thought I couldn't respect him less.