ITT: Character that are prepared for doomsday

Jokes on you, i haven't been infected

>Oh, user. Thank you for making my last few moments socially awkward.

It was prophesied in the bible
"and the beta incel bitchboys shall inherit the earth"

the media is making a big deal out of coronavirus and inciting panic because it gets them views

it is only deadly to people with weakened immune systems. we should take precautions to not spread it around unnecessarily but no healthy person is going to die from it