/metal/

idk perahps it's because they are 60 years old boomers?

added

Impiety sucks
Deiphago sucks

Ascended:
Power metal
Neoclassical metal
Symphonic metal

Patrician:
Shred metal
Prog metal
(Instrumental) Tech-death

Good:
Thrash metal
Heavy metal
Folk metal
Speed metal
Hardcore
Doom metal
Melodic Black Metal
Groove metal

Ok:
Post-metal

Bad:
Death metal
Melodic Death Metal
Black metal
Stoner metal
Funeral doom

Pleb:
NWOAHM
Stoner doom

Shit:
Deathcore
Metalcore
Sludge
Drone
Djent

Paul Gilbert
Cacophony

Blind Guardian sucks
Iced Earth sucks
Hammerfall sucks

Everything sucks

Yeah, I guess the "guitar virtuoso" genre can be described this way.

youtube.com/watch?v=HIjZFAfGv-8

nothing sucks besides dragonforce