This is the most unintentionally hilarious album of all time

This is the most unintentionally hilarious album of all time.

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*THUNK* *THUNK* *THUNK*

Better than Load + Reload honestly.

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I'M MADLY IN ANGER WITH YOU

OOOOOOH WHAT A GOOD BOY YOU ARE

well thats what happens when people who are contemptuous of art finally understand that they are making art and they try to continue

MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE

Invisible kid
Never see what he did
Got stuck where he hid
Fallen through the grid

the same way older fans looked at reload is the same way younger fans looked at this album as this was Metallicas attempt and numetal

FRAN-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TIC-TOCK!

Reload? Yes (Reload's my 2nd least fave album after The Black Album).
Load? Fuck no (my 2nd fave album after Ride the Lightning)

I cannot for the life of me think of a more cringey lyric.

The worst Metallica album. Period.

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

SHOOT ME AGAIN I AIN'T DEAD YET

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the last culturally relevant Metallica album

>culturally relevant
Means literally nothing. The last two Metallica albums got as much big press coverage as anything else and their tours were huge as they always are.

These days "culturally relevant" means "what shows up in my personal youtube/facebook feed" and is a completely useless term.

>The last two Metallica albums
Lol nobody remembers those. I even forgot their names.

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For some really sad and awkward laughs watch the Some Kind of Monster documentary. You get to see Metallica in the moment as they write this shit, and it's surreal to see how excited they are for it.

>Lol nobody remembers those. I even forgot their names.
That's because of exactly what I said, it's not in your personal social media bullshit because you're not a metalhead so metal bullshit doesn't come across you. In any metal circle, the last two Metallica albums were more well received than anything since "The Black Album"

It's ok, I'd like to forget Lulu exists too user.

>Black album worst
Shit taste and say this completely unironically.
Ride>Master>Kill>Black>Justice>the rest

Following the perspective, the hand must be bending the cock towards the camera.

Reload played at 33RPM is the greatest Southern Metal album of all time.

The chorus of Bleeding Me played at that speed must be hilarious.

If you want to get an approximation of what it sounds like all you do is reduce the bpm to 75% of the original and reduce the pitch by 500 cents.

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>conveniently forgetting about Loo Loo

>Now can I show you the flaw in the drumming?

Homer couldn't be this poetic.

Came into post this
>You shouldn't put your foot under his wheel
Gets me every time
Everyone should watch this doc

I love that everyone in the studio immediately agrees that Lars is being a prissy little bitch. "Quit whining and shut the fuck up so we can tell you to get rid of your trashcan."