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that's because lil pump is an idiot who could not even realize what made him relevant in first place

Lil Pump says nigga. What is he?

>billie eilish: *throws up on the sidewalk*
>the bourgeois/corporate media: "oMg ShE's So WiSe AnD dEfIaNt"

Sounds about right

Billie just satirized the libertarian male-gaze and it's everything

I wouldn't be surprised if most of these publications have links to Apple. There seems to be a pretty big agenda of using her to "prove" that music streaming has somehow saved the quality of music by enabling DIY bedroom pop acts to become super stars.

Billie has very clear and direct links to Apple.

Exactly. They pimped her from day one. Apple-affiliated Platoon gave her everything she needed to become huge.

Billie Eilish being promoted by Apple is just the modern equivalent of Mozart being promoted by the Prince-Archbiship of Salzburg or da Vinci by the Medici.

She's no more artificial than any other successful artist in history. She makes incels seethe because she's successful AND a young, confident woman.

>Gazzy Garcia (born August 17, 2000), known professionally as Lil Pump
gee I wonder

very fucking different situation user. the church commissioned mozart to compose pieces. Apple hires a bunch of people to make music for Billie. Way different.

Then it's highly disingenuous to portray her as a DIY bedroom pop act when she has so much corporate money and backing.

>She's no more artificial than any other successful artist in history.
She may be the most artificial person in history. You can't possibly think she's as authentic as somebody like Metallica.
Four teenagers who met because one of them put an ad in a local newspaper looking for musicians and recorded a demo tape on a four-track recorder in their mom's garage.

>A kid born in the 21st century has already contributed more to the western canon than you ever will
How do we cope?

Except she's actually original

Not really. Her sound is pretty much what most 2010s music sounds like.

hmm

>Hes a few months younger than me
Jesus what the fuck

>she
>original
She doesn't do anything. Her brother writes all of her music and lyrics. Billie is literally just a flesh vehicle for his music because the music industry is full of pedos, just like hollywood, and teenage girls sell better than men in their late 20s. It's his project. She's basically just a mascot.

his dad is black, looks like rick ross

kek

Yeah spoiler alert retards no band since fuckin like Nirvana has had “organic” success. The business simply does not work that way and has not in decades. Some idiots who have never played in bands and played/been around the game of “professional” music will tell me I’m wrong, whatever, but the fact if the matter is that if most people on this hilarious board know an artist, there is PR money behind said artist.

Your heroes are fake and you’re all mad at a teenage girl because she’s more successful than you lol

[citation needed]

Kill Em All was one of the originals, zoomer retard

How do you explain XXXTentacion becoming huge on SoundCloud and then in the mainstream with almost no promotion due to his domestic abuse charges?

>I’m this old now

You fucking 2000s kids need to get off my Yas Forums what the hell is this

Do you really think he had no manager and PR team lol

Jesus christ man

well, one thing we can all agree he didn't have was a bodyguard lmao

His music is owned by Empire Records. He also had industry connections through Ronny J and Denzel Curry, who put him on.

who would our heroes be

Who cares about either of them?

Korn and Limp Bizkit.
The former built the latter.

>a month older than me

damn bitch